a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other
Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home
by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016
A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts so as to avoid being homicide by one's insanely jealous significant other.
by The bushleaguers March 4, 2016
A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts to avoid being homicided by an insanely jealous significant other.
by bushleaguers March 3, 2016