printable coupons 

A conspiracy between Big Business and the printer-ink manufacturers to get people to buy more ink-cartridges.

Most printable coupons are a majorly-wasteful rip-off --- you use more money in ink to print the coupon than you save from redeeming said coupon at the counter!

printable coupons by QuacksO March 29, 2019

Porntable 

Portable pornography made possible through devices like PDAs, iPads and smart phones.

Bruce bought an iPad to make "Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone" and the rest of his collection more porntable.

Porntable by GSBJim July 26, 2010

Pronablentian 

The probable reality of something impossible happening

I had a pronablentian moment:
The sky exploded, and yet the cows still lived

Pronablentian by Inspire_squidward October 9, 2012

primable 

(adj.) Modifier that describes an item that comes with free shipping via Amazon Prime on Amazon.com.

"I want to order that fire pit."
"Yo, Bri, is it primable?"
"Yeah."
"Then order that shit!"
"Done and done."

primable by ezeitgeist December 9, 2013

puntable dog 

Any dog that is small enough to be drop kicked like you're punting an american football.

Dogs that are this small aren't really even dogs at all. They're annoying and piss and crap in the house. Their owners call this common occurrence an accident and feel the need to cater to the animal's every perceived need.

Dude, why are you walking funny and paying for all of your girlfriend's stuff.

Oh, she has a puntable dog so I can't sleep comfortably in the bed because the puntable dog takes up the whole thing and she had to buy it the most expensive food, sweaters and haircuts for it as well. I think we're even spending more on it's kennel then for our vacation when we're away.

puntable dog by qwerty1 August 3, 2009

pingable 

adjective: to be able to successfully send a PING (Packet Inter-Network Gopher) to a device in the network and receive a reply from it, proving connectivity from device-to-device through the network.

I knew that the server was back up when I saw that it's IP was pingable.

pingable by BQuisumbing November 17, 2005

princible 

gay or lesbian and no one likes them

ive come out as "princible"

princible by Just a random cow November 20, 2020