Definitions by GSBJim

parade envy

When a North Korean dictator holds a military parade and you need to prove your rockets are bigger.

After watching France and North Korea show their military might, Donald Trump experienced a blinding case of parade envy.

parade envy by GSBJim February 8, 2018

internads 

A virtual set of balls that lets you say something online you would never be man enough to say in person.

On a dating site: "Can you believe this ugly, homeless-looking dude just messaged me? Total internads. He'd never have the nerve to talk to me in person."

On blog comments: "Did you see all those hateful comments under the gay marriage story? Either there's a lot of scary homophobes out there, or a bunch of pussies just found their internads."

internads by GSBJim May 23, 2012

Tebone 

A hard-on for football quarterback, Tim Tebow.

"I can't believe Joe is such a huge Tim Tebow fan. I swear he watches every game with a rock hard tebone.

Tebone by GSBJim January 15, 2012

blizzn't

A blizzard that isn't.

The weatherman kept telling us this huge snow storm was going to it. We only got a couple inches. It was a total blizzn't.

blizzn't by GSBJim February 22, 2011

prodigay 

Gay prodigy. Otherwise known as "pocket gay" or "gay in training." The prodigay exhibits all the necessary characteristics and taste in fashion required by a seasoned homosexual, but at a much earlier age.

Bob got really lucky. The guy he's training is a total prodigay. In two days he perfected the eye-roll AND the sense of entitled judgement.

prodigay by GSBJim January 23, 2011

Porntable 

Portable pornography made possible through devices like PDAs, iPads and smart phones.

Bruce bought an iPad to make "Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone" and the rest of his collection more porntable.

Porntable by GSBJim July 26, 2010