Said to be associated with the effects of
baby-batter, prejack is the state of tongue lolling mental confusion found in
horny men. In contrast to its antonym postjack, prejack tends to exist pretty much all the
time, except for during the ejaculatory refractory period, (within which clarity is briefly possible.) Tends to affect purchase decisions, especially in the case of jewelry, is associated with awful decision making, and is heavily exacerbated by young, limber, blonde strippers.
Prejack that seemed like a pretty good
idea... spending $840 on 45 minutes worth of
lap dances. Now my pants are just
sticky.