prejacked

To prematurely ejaculate; when a man ejaculates sooner than he(and/or she) wanted.

Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?

Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 20, 2016

prejected

Being rejected by someone whom you've yet to meet. Especially when a friend tries to to set you up with someone, but they don't want to meet you.

Boy: "So have you met up with Jason yet?"

Girl: "No, he turned me down"

Boy: "But he's never even met you."

Girl: "I know, I got prejected!"

by Flyn Hawaiin August 17, 2010

Preached

When you disrobe in an office bathroom, and intentionally not lock the door so that an unsuspecting co-worker will walk in.

Dude, did you hear what happened to Brian? He went to use the bathroom, and Mike totally Preached him.

by Bigapples1 April 13, 2018

Pornjacked

When you plan to do one thing, but end up surfing porn sites instead.

Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?

Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.

Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.

Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.

by dsm1 June 27, 2012

popjacked

When a pop singer makes a reference to an iconic singer or song to add value to their song.

Miley Cyrus totally popjacked Jay-z in her single Party in the USA

by GudLdr October 3, 2015

prejack

shortened term for pre-ejaculate fluid, the filmy substance that contains sperm, ova, etc. that leaks out the penis or vagina before the orgasm during sex.

"I dunno how my bitch got pregnant! I pulled out and shot my load on her face. It must have been the prejack!"

by Lazarus Ciccone May 4, 2004

penjacked

when a borrower of one of your pens (or pencils) neglects to return to you your pen, either mistakenly or on purpose.

Dude, I totally got penjacked by that asshole I lent my pen to in chem the other day!

by Alex Dres November 8, 2007