cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

Wofjep

The one hour block of (W)heel (O)f (F)ortune and (Je)o(p)ardy

Hey, Babe? Set the DVR to record wofjep tonight. I got a meeting from 7-8.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 22, 2019

nooming

Also: nrooming
nose grooming - the act of picking your nose to get it nice & clean

Aday after a bad cold, I need to spend an hour nooming, to get all the hard its of snot stuck to the hairs. Always in private & I always was my hands after.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 8, 2019

The Lincoln

From "Sex Tape"(2014)

When you have sex for three hours straight (as long as the movie "Lincoln")

You remember our wedding night, dear?

Yes, we did the Lincoln 3 or 4 times that night! Ahh, good times. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 3, 2018

RAF

rancid as fuck -- used in reference to a stinky bathroom or gym bag

Don't go in there, it's RAF
Puta gas mask on before getting my gym socks out, they're R.A.F.!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 5, 2018

fossil water

jocular way of referring to crude oil

Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 14, 2010

Trumpadour

pun on Pompadour -- the hairstyle Donald J. Trump uses, an upsweept non-part style that he should've left back in the'50s.

Wow, I have a bad haircut, bed head, & hat head all at once.

Yeah, bruh, you're totally rocking that Trumpadour style!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 17, 2016

deuce

1. in playing cards, a two (eg "deuce of spades")
2. shit (ie #2)
3. a 2-year prison sentence

So I got sentencd to a deuce(3), was dropping a deuce(2), and I was using the time wisely in remarking the deuces(1) in my poker deck

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 8, 2009