cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

spitless

euphemism for shitless, so you don't get in 'spit' for swearing.

A: I'm bored spitless
B: Me, too, let's fuck or something!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 22, 2008

skull candy

any stylish adornment of one's head (eg headphones, earrings, hairbands, scrunchies, skull spikes, etc.)

skullcandy may be a company that makes outrageously coloured headphones, but who gives them the exclusive right to the term skull candy? I define my beaded headband as skull candy and fuck anyone who says differently!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 13, 2010

willnot

little bits of shit stuck to your ass hairs that will NOT wipe off. aka dingleberries aka clingons around Uranus (or Klingons around your anus

Emma finally agrees to give Rick a rimjob and exclaims, "WTF?? What's chewy?"

Rick grins evilly & says, "Sorry, forgot to scrape off the willnots!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 7, 2009

Dewey test

drunk test (i.e. DUI test)

Ben's blonde girlfriend texted that she was late becauuse the cops gave her a Dewey test by making her walk along a white piece of tape while toching her nose and saying the alphabet backwards.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 18, 2015

Midget Party

cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether

He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 27, 2015

prison minute

a) Canadian prison slang for a 5-year sentence (60 months) as in the federal prisons, this is considered a short sentence, which is the older meaning of a minute.
b) MINUTE: short period of time

How long you in for, mate?
Just a prison minute -- no biggie

"Hey, can I see you for a minute in my office?" ("You're the boss; let me drop everything & attend to your order.")

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 30, 2023

wife vac

A vacuum cleaner that no longer sucks.

I need a new Hoover, my last one just turned into a wife vac yesterday!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 11, 2014