eufinasia

Like euthanasia, but when the goal is for financial("fin") reasons more than for the easing of death.

I assumed the aim of the pro-euthanasia crowd was the easing of death, but then I realized, it's hospital administrators & other healthcare administrators ultimately in favour of anything that empties a bed quicker, to get a new patient in, so not euthanasia so much as euFINasia!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 21, 2017

enamorata

The miscellaneous items you leave behind at a lover's home to give you an excuse to call them again.

John: What's with this box of crap? Jewellery, panties, purses, keys?
Bill: I collect one night stand enamorata but never return their callbacks! I give it as gifts to those I do want to see twice!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 08, 2014

pissed mist

The imaginary aura/fog that fills the room when your wife is pissed(angry) at you

My wife was PMSing when I told her I wanted a threesome with her & her sister for my birthday.

I felt a terrible chill go up my spine as the room filled with pissed mist.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 09, 2010

oysters

gobs of phlegm coughed up from the lungs, as from pneumonia

Q: What's the grossest thing about having a lung transplant?
A: The first few oysters you cough up aren't yours.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 24, 2017

snag

a (SN)otty h(AG) (stuck up/arrogant female)

You see that? I said hi, & Suzi totally ignored me -- What a snag!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 03, 2008

toss your salad

originally in prison, to have someone eat your ass out, with or without jelly or salad dressing.

Forcing your new bunkmate to toss your salad is a good way to set the tone of respect that keeps him well-behaved.

If he's respectful enough, you might let him use some jelly or salad dressing on it. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 26, 2009

fag repellant

Leaving a deadly stinky shit in a bathroom that blowjob seeking gays hang out in. Leave one so rotten nobody can be in there longer than they can hold their breath.

What took you so long in the can?

Dropped a deuce - twas some primo fag repellant!

Cool! Let's count green-faced cottagers; first to ten gets a blowjob!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 22, 2013