cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

cunt hooks

fingers, especially, when bent up into hooks.

Get your dirty cunt hooks off my tits!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 17, 2019

prefuctual agreement

An agreement people sign prior to hjaving sex, like a prenuptial agreement it outlines agreements, rights, & responsibilities, especially among those into BDSM

Some important things to include in a prefuctual agreement:
Agreement to have sex
Safe Words
Responsibility of the person who calls it off to provide a couple week's notice including a loaner(friend, sibling, professional)

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 2, 2017

crocogator

Either a crocodile or an alligator especially when you, like all, can't tell the difference.

I saw a crocagator eatng a homeless guy yesterday?

"Which was it?"
Fuck, I dunno -- don't be such a fucking grammar nazi. Crocogator -- it stands alone. Fucking Nazi cunt!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 15, 2021

French novelist

polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac

Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2016

slow news day

semi-sarcastic way to say nothing much is going on.

Boss: How come you only made 5 sales all day?
You: It was a slow news day, I guess

Jim: Yo, Sup?
Tim: fuck all
Jim: slow news day, I take it?
Tim: Fuck, yeah!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 22, 2010

cozy dozy

That sweet time when you're semiconscious, half asleep, but only partially awake. Semi lucidly dreaming, maybe; the time you never want to end

I had such a beautiful cozy dozy this morning, I nearly didn't get up, but then the kids stated hollering & fighting, & the moment was lost.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 12, 2018

thumbwhore

On Express, in the Human Pets app, on Facebook, someone who acts/talks like a complete slut, to get people to click her thumb for points.

I woulda gone to bed hours ago, but I'm too turned on reading what all these little thumbwhores are saying!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 6, 2007