cheeses price

euphemism for using "Jesus Christ!" as a profanity.

Cheeses price! Tell your fucking dog to stop trying to fuck me when I'm fucking you, or we're through!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 12, 2012

Nike net

a synonym for sneakernet a jocular meaning for a way to transfer data manually (walking the disk(or USB RAMstick) to the other machine)

My network was down so I had to use the Nike net to bring my homework to asnother computer to print it. Whast a PITA!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 10, 2009

French novelist

polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac

Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2016

squay

from "squamous" meaning squishy.
a PC substitute for "gay" & "lame" to refer to something useless(mushy like rotted fruit)
squa- in combination (eg. "squahead," one whose brain is like oatmeal porridge

You've obviously got mush for brains; you're so squay, you're a fucking squahead!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 29, 2016

nigger nuts

1. any black variety of nut
2. testicles on a negro (especially very large ones)
3. part of a phrase of inquiry into a black man's sanity

1. WTF is with these dark walnuts? I never ordered any nigger nuts!
2. If Mike Tyson ever tried to rape me, I'd kick him so hard in his nigger nuts he'd change his mind fast!
3. Chris Rock is dating Roseanne Barr? Is that nigger nuts?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 06, 2012

aboves

refers to people(not things) that are above you

Gurrrlll! I tell ya, that man o' mine startin' to think he's one of my aboves!

Don't put up wit dat shit -- you best smack him down quick, else he WILL be one o' yo' aboves!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 03, 2018

BCFU. TY

Because fuck you. That's why.

Complete dismissal of you and your question/concerns.

Hey, Post Office, why is my package two days late?

BCFU. TY

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 31, 2020