149 definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada

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Attractive from the rear, repulsive from the front. (another term for a "butterface")
MMMmmmm, that is one mighty fine looking ass!
But, ewww. . . that flat chest & bulldog face means she's a magnet!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 10, 2014
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A heterosexual(non-metro) male who isn't typical (e.g. hates sports, no interest in cars; listens when women talk to him, in no rush to score
Sally: Ron is such a refreshing change. A real man, but not toxic one, y'know?
Mali: Sounds like you'vbe hooked up with a malien, you lucky bitch!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 17, 2019
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Mandatory Commando
1) some military academies have mandatory training classes for commando type missions
2) a requirement to be naked
1) I got Mando Commando tomorrow at 1600.
2) House Jacuzzi rule is Mando Commando. Same for ladies in my bedroom.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 17, 2021
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1. nickname for Manuel
2. male nanny(live-in maid+babysitter)
Dude, looks liike your ex-wife found herself a new fuck buddy & he's moved in with her

Nah, that's Manny(1), her new manny(2) -- he's really good with the kids. . .
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 01, 2012
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An agreement people sign prior to hjaving sex, like a prenuptial agreement it outlines agreements, rights, & responsibilities, especially among those into BDSM
Some important things to include in a prefuctual agreement:
Agreement to have sex
Safe Words
Responsibility of the person who calls it off to provide a couple week's notice including a loaner(friend, sibling, professional)
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 02, 2017
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To prematurely ejaculate; when a man ejaculates sooner than he(and/or she) wanted.
Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?

Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 20, 2016
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When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!
I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 13, 2015
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