156 definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada

drive you home

punny & G-rated way of saying "I will slam my cock full & deeply inside of you.

Jen: I'm tired, cab anyone give me a ride home?
Biff: "Bend over, Baby, I'll drive you home."

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 7, 2022

prison minute

a) Canadian prison slang for a 5-year sentence (60 months) as in the federal prisons, this is considered a short sentence, which is the older meaning of a minute.
b) MINUTE: short period of time

How long you in for, mate?
Just a prison minute -- no biggie

"Hey, can I see you for a minute in my office?" ("You're the boss; let me drop everything & attend to your order.")

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 30, 2023

woodenface

Refers to those bureaucrats who argue with you with an unmoving face. They are implaccable, unmoving, and uncaring.

As if theirfaces were carved from a wooden block.

I wentdown to the DMV, but the woodenface at the main counter wouldn't agree that a 6 foot 6 inch man with a 6 inch beard is a male, not female. I thought it was M (masturbation) and F (fucking) &, although M was true, I put down what I hoped for in the box for "sex?" when I first requested a license. I almost dropped trou to show her that I was male, but I bet even then she'd just ignore the facts & stick to her stupid made up mind.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 5, 2022

MOT

Member Of (the) Tribe is a Jew

Sing: yeah, I’m an MOT Yeah, you know me.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 21, 2021

Nike net

a synonym for sneakernet a jocular meaning for a way to transfer data manually (walking the disk(or USB RAMstick) to the other machine)

My network was down so I had to use the Nike net to bring my homework to asnother computer to print it. Whast a PITA!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 10, 2009

willnot

little bits of shit stuck to your ass hairs that will NOT wipe off. aka dingleberries aka clingons around Uranus (or Klingons around your anus

Emma finally agrees to give Rick a rimjob and exclaims, "WTF?? What's chewy?"

Rick grins evilly & says, "Sorry, forgot to scrape off the willnots!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 8, 2009

radio model

A person, usually female, whose voice is hot & sexy, but who's fat &/or ugly physically -- i.e. they'd make a great sexy model on the radio only.

Buddy: So I got this wrong number last week -- she sounded HOT! So I talked her into meeting me for drinks. Turns out she weighed about 400 pounds!

Friend: sounds like a radio model!

Buddy: I fucked her anyway!

Friends: Youda man!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 5, 2014