cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

FRED

acronym standing for "Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device" (usually any computer or computer part that's pissng you off!)

How was your day at work?
The stupid temporary FRED they stuck me with for my login terminal kept going down all day!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 6, 2010

toss your salad

originally in prison, to have someone eat your ass out, with or without jelly or salad dressing.

Forcing your new bunkmate to toss your salad is a good way to set the tone of respect that keeps him well-behaved.

If he's respectful enough, you might let him use some jelly or salad dressing on it. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 26, 2009

recyclable

mostly used by women to refer to a casual sexual partner they can call up for a booty call any time, regardless of her relationship status.

It's no-strings, no-emotions, hardcore sex-only.

Men often use the term fuck buddy for the same thing.

A more gender neutral term might be friends with benefits

Karen: "Damn, another lousy boyfriend history, I think I need to call my recyclable, Rico, to get myself grounded before hunting up a new boyfriend.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 1, 2009

chilly willy

slang for small cock
Based on how cold shrinks the penis

Guy strips; girl takes one look and says, "I'm outta here, I didn't eat a roofy just to get it on with some chilly willy!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2009

white shower

like a golden shower but having a bunch of guys cum all over you instead of pissing

Debbie: Ever since I switched from golden showers to white showers, my skin has started to GLOW!
50 guys: unnggghhhh squirt-squirt-squirt

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2009

deadhead

1. a fan of Jerry Garcia, The Grateful Dead
2. a river snag of tree &/or log &/or large flotsam
3. a useless person on staff
4. verb & noun) a toll vehicle(taxi, bus, train, truck(lorry/semi) travelling empty (noun: such trip)

Rick, that deadhead(3) in the mailroom is a deadhead(1)

John had a deadhead(4) trip after dropping off a load of lumber -- while deadheading(4) back he saw a major deadhead(2) in the river stuck in a boat's props, so he phoned the coast guard!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 6, 2009

deuce

1. in playing cards, a two (eg "deuce of spades")
2. shit (ie #2)
3. a 2-year prison sentence

So I got sentencd to a deuce(3), was dropping a deuce(2), and I was using the time wisely in remarking the deuces(1) in my poker deck

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 8, 2009