premature evaluation

When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!

I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 14, 2015

jewelry

expensive adornments of precious metals &/or gems, and:

police slang for handcuffs

Cop, to cop buddy: I got a date tonight with a hot civilian chick who loves the uniform
Buddy: You're bringing your jewelry, right?
Cop: you know it, this bracelets never fail to impress! Then they love it when I smacl their ass with y leather belt!
Buddy Lucky asshole, I'm stucking working overtime tonight. . . Have fun.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 29, 2016

around the world

In it's simplest sense, a good old-fashioned "suck and fuck" (a blowjob followed by intercourse) usually an offering from a hooker

john: None of the fancy shit, bitch just give me a nice around the world!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 19, 2008

white shower

like a golden shower but having a bunch of guys cum all over you instead of pissing

Debbie: Ever since I switched from golden showers to white showers, my skin has started to GLOW!
50 guys: unnggghhhh squirt-squirt-squirt

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 20, 2009

skull candy

any stylish adornment of one's head (eg headphones, earrings, hairbands, scrunchies, skull spikes, etc.)

skullcandy may be a company that makes outrageously coloured headphones, but who gives them the exclusive right to the term skull candy? I define my beaded headband as skull candy and fuck anyone who says differently!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 11, 2010

growl

cunnilingus, in the same way a hummer is fellatio.

If you growl while eating pussy, it creates an interesting vibration sensation for her.

Plus, it's difficult to talk when eating pussy, so just grunt & growl with pleasure & she'll be happy!

So I was doing the growl on my girlfriend & then the bitch farted!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 18, 2008

cheeses price

euphemism for using "Jesus Christ!" as a profanity.

Cheeses price! Tell your fucking dog to stop trying to fuck me when I'm fucking you, or we're through!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 12, 2012