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punny & G-rated way of saying "I will slam my cock full & deeply inside of you.
Jen: I'm tired, cab anyone give me a ride home?
Biff: "Bend over, Baby, I'll drive you home."
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 7, 2022
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Refers to those bureaucrats who argue with you with an unmoving face. They are implaccable, unmoving, and uncaring.

As if theirfaces were carved from a wooden block.
I wentdown to the DMV, but the woodenface at the main counter wouldn't agree that a 6 foot 6 inch man with a 6 inch beard is a male, not female. I thought it was M (masturbation) and F (fucking) &, although M was true, I put down what I hoped for in the box for "sex?" when I first requested a license. I almost dropped trou to show her that I was male, but I bet even then she'd just ignore the facts & stick to her stupid made up mind.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 5, 2022
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1. towards the north pole
2. as "The North" the upper half(or so) of USA
3. up or higher, referring to the direction on a wall map.
1. Let's go north & see the polar bears
2. The North is only good for one thing: damnyankees
3. a brand new Mercedes 450SL will cost you somewhere north of $80,000CAD
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 2, 2012
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Mandatory Commando
1) some military academies have mandatory training classes for commando type missions
2) a requirement to be naked
1) I got Mando Commando tomorrow at 1600.
2) House Jacuzzi rule is Mando Commando. Same for ladies in my bedroom.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 17, 2021
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a (SN)otty h(AG) (stuck up/arrogant female)
You see that? I said hi, & Suzi totally ignored me -- What a snag!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 10, 2007
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euphemistic way of saying bitch
Can also say "rhymes with witch"
Fight between 2 polite Christian girls.
1) Oh yeah? Well you're a stupid rhymes with rich!
2) fuck you, too, rhymes with runt!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 7, 2011
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acronym standing for "Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device" (usually any computer or computer part that's pissng you off!)
How was your day at work?
The stupid temporary FRED they stuck me with for my login terminal kept going down all day!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 7, 2010
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