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Said to be associated with the effects of baby-batter, prejack is the state of tongue lolling mental confusion found in horny men. In contrast to its antonym postjack, prejack tends to exist pretty much all the time, except for during the ejaculatory refractory period, (within which clarity is briefly possible.) Tends to affect purchase decisions, especially in the case of jewelry, is associated with awful decision making, and is heavily exacerbated by young, limber, blonde strippers.
Prejack that seemed like a pretty good idea... spending $840 on 45 minutes worth of lap dances. Now my pants are just sticky.
prejack by Beef Ranger October 22, 2008
The act of masturbation (but not to full orgasm) such that any further stimulation will result in an instant ejaculation. A cock in this state is now considered to be prejacked. Contrast this with a limp dick or a fresh boner where it needs a certain amount of stimulation prior to ejaculation
DALE: Hey Minday, wanna fuck?
MINDY: I would, but Katie told me you prematurely ejaculate
DALE: Ohhh no fuck babe, I just prejacked myself sometimes
prejack by _GHOST December 7, 2010

Ketchup PreJack 

That semi-gooey, clear liquid that comes out of an unshaken ketchup bottle before thr actual ketchup comes out
Damnit, I got ketchup PreJack all over my fries. I can't eat this shit! It looks like Ronald McDonald jerked on my plate now!
Ketchup PreJack by StrongDynamics September 30, 2020

Prerackquesite

The requirement that a woman have a huge set of titties before being considered for employment is a "prerackquesite".
Sarah applied to be a waitress where two of her friends worked, but she shouldn't have. Everyone knows the manager Jimbo has a prerackquesite. Every girl who
works there has a huge set of honkers and Sarah looks
like she just got her first training bra.
Prerackquesite by zuluwarrior September 10, 2010
when you pee and it jacks up your d
“man i really peejacked this morning .”
peejack by st3ve. April 7, 2021

pre-jack 

To jack pre a sexual encounter as to prolong erection and performance.
Fap, fap, fap - I'm getting sex tonight.
pre-jack by Anonymous September 21, 2003
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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