30 definitions by Lazarus Ciccone
Phrase describing if a girl is sexually active or not, often in reference to teenaged girls. The use of "pole" comes from the likeness of a male penis to a pole, hence, if a girl is on a pole, she'd be sexually active.
"I think it's pretty clear at this point that Sarah Palin's daughter is on the pole."
"You'd better stop letting your daughter dress like Britney Spears or she'll be on the pole before you can say the words R. Kelly."
"You'd better stop letting your daughter dress like Britney Spears or she'll be on the pole before you can say the words R. Kelly."
by Lazarus Ciccone September 2, 2008
by Lazarus Ciccone December 22, 2004
Term for a male who is not gay, but exhibits overtly gay tendencies. Suggests while heterosexual, he possesses a homosexual bone which can vary in size depending on how pillowbiteresque his tendencies are.
"Sean has a hot girlfriend and fucks a lot of honeyz on the side, but his tight clubwear clothing and love of "Gilmore Girls" suggests he has a larger-than-average gay bone."
by Lazarus Ciccone January 11, 2005
Slang definition of the Scarborough section of eastern Toronto, a racially mixed, lower to middle class wasteland of houses, bland apartment buildings and strip malls, some of which contain massage parlors. Regular sights include police cruisers driving at high speed with sirens going, kids chillin' on street corners, white women pushing strollers containing black toddlers, and several fast-food joints. Also commonly known as "Scarberia".
by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004
Person A: "What's Poppin dawg?"
Person B: "Nuttin, just watching the Country Music Awards and hockey."
Person B: "Nuttin, just watching the Country Music Awards and hockey."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 20, 2004
Much like the brown belt (fucking ass for the first time) or the yellow belt (partaking in watersports for the first time, the Black belt is an honour bestowed upon you after copulating with a black person for the first time.
(white male) "Gosh Trent, I got my black belt last night with that hot black girl Laquanda. It was super-awesome."
(white female) "Hey Amanda - I got my black belt yesterday when Dontarrious came over after school. I really want to stick it to my Republican golf-playing father."
(white female) "Hey Amanda - I got my black belt yesterday when Dontarrious came over after school. I really want to stick it to my Republican golf-playing father."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 21, 2004
Canada's lone NBA team. Not always a success on the court, but always a fiasco off of it. Has some of the best fans in sports, but often is disrespected by both American and Canadian media members who couldn't find their ass with both hands. Finally rid themselves of the cancer known as Vince Carter. God's basketball team along with Syracuse.
"The Toronto Raptors are going to be contenders for the next decade. Book it."
"People who disrespect the Toronto Raptors know nothing. They are either out-of-the-loop Americans or clueless Canadians who love hockey so much they have wet dreams about Pierre McGuire."
"People who disrespect the Toronto Raptors know nothing. They are either out-of-the-loop Americans or clueless Canadians who love hockey so much they have wet dreams about Pierre McGuire."
by Lazarus Ciccone January 4, 2005