using your conscious brain, to figure out something only a psychic could possibly know.

an elevated state of consciousness where one has almost superhuman perception capabilities.

a: "yo, how did you know that she was going to come over to the table?!!"

b: "I could just tell, psyconsciously"

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Precocious

A kid who hit puberty by six.

Guy 1-The kid is driving a car, that's almost impressive except he's gotta pull over, he doesn't need to be driving.
Guy 2- Would you quit being so hard on the kid, he knows what he's doing.
Guy 1- Yea, you're right I'm overthinking it, I should keep going its nothing.
Guy 2- Are you okay man? Its just a kid driving, you never saw a kid driving.
Guy 1-That kid had to be in kindergarden.
Guy 2-So you never saw a kindergarten driver, he's a little precocious, what's the matter? The kid is fine, let him drive.

Precocious by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

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psiconscious

"Psi" is the general term used by parapsychologists to refer to "psychic" or "paranormal" phenomena. It is also the term used by quantum physicists to denote the wavefunction: the sum of all probability states of any given entity. "Psiconscious," therefore, means an awareness of wavefunctions allowing for paranormal phenomena.

By becoming psiconsciously aware of this teacup, I can select the probability where the cup's atoms will all vibrate in the same direction at the same time, and the teacup will move. Voila, telekinesis.

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Precocious

1.(of a child) Having developed certain abilities or proclivities at an earlier age than usual

2.(of behavior or ability) Indicative of such development

3.(of a plant) Flowering or fruiting earlier than usual

1. he was a precocious, solitary boy

2. a precocious talent for computing

Precocious by uhscrubs October 17, 2010

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Precocious

How you sound when you say 'Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious'.

If you say it loud enough you always sound precocious

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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