psiconscious

"Psi" is the general term used by parapsychologists to refer to "psychic" or "paranormal" phenomena. It is also the term used by quantum physicists to denote the wavefunction: the sum of all probability states of any given entity. "Psiconscious," therefore, means an awareness of wavefunctions allowing for paranormal phenomena.

By becoming psiconsciously aware of this teacup, I can select the probability where the cup's atoms will all vibrate in the same direction at the same time, and the teacup will move. Voila, telekinesis.

psiconscious by Psiconscious April 9, 2012

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psyconscious

using your conscious brain, to figure out something only a psychic could possibly know.

an elevated state of consciousness where one has almost superhuman perception capabilities.

a: "yo, how did you know that she was going to come over to the table?!!"

b: "I could just tell, psyconsciously"

psyconscious by tyre11c0rp June 18, 2011

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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