precociouslysketchy

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To be precociouslysketchy is to be so paranoid and sooo extreme sketchy that you tend to bail early or geek out on something or someone ,no others tend to think is a danger or threat .Either way ....being so paranoid and sketchy at same time does pay off at least 3 outta 10 times ...it pays to bounce out or miss out on drama or accident or even jail vaca ....because being so precociouslysketchy .....we are right and moved ,left ,or simple avoided a threat etc . Even though stress kills ... So does other drunk drivers ...or mad people or wobbly air conditioners hanging out two story windows ,police raides ,or even ex's you think maybe you seen peeking over a fence ..... It pays to be very precocious and sketchy .....that may have been ur ex peering over the fence ,heated and mad with a knife .. u never know .. it pays to be precociouslysketchy .

I am super precociouslysketchy these days ...after my ex was arrested for following,stalking ,then chasing me with knife ...zip ties... and a bad mofo mood...

precociouslysketchy by Dr.Bigz January 23, 2026

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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