poundbag

slang term for a bag of shwag that contains an amount big enough for a standard-sized blunt.
cost is usually $5.

You wanna go pick up a poundbag and take a ride?

by ass January 29, 2003

Gasoline Poundbag

Having sex with a gasoline filled anus and lighting it on fire

Dude last night me and Sarah did the Gasoline Poundbag.

by SirTreyGuy October 17, 2011

10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.

What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.

John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.

by Michael Hunt January 3, 2005

Poundage

Another word for Pound sterling, British money (pounds), cash, dosh etc.

I can't come out tonight, ain't got the poundage bruv.

It's my treat. I've just come into some serious poundage.

by Titbiscuit September 13, 2009

Steamy Chilled Poundage

The act of putting a condom on your erect penis then rubbing Icey Hot all over it and fucking a chick with it.

Guy 1:Dude...did you hear about how Tracey pissed Steve off?
Guy 2:No, what happened?
Guy 1:She cheated on him so he punished her by giving her a "Steamy Chilled Poundage".

by TinselTits January 6, 2010

sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag

Wearing clothes too small, being too heavy for your clothes

Man...look at that 300 pound woman is size 5 jeans. She looks like sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag.

Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag

by Zadok the beast February 27, 2009

Deep Poundage

Term used when one thrusts his penis into another's sexual cavities so hard that it occasionally hits vital organs.

"Damn man! I was really serving her with some deep poundage, she couldn't even walk afterwards...and that was before the internal bleeding started"

by Bono March 13, 2005