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A British slang term for a homosexual male. Popular among Monty Python fans for its use in the "Bruce Sketch."
Rule number one: no poufters! Rule number two: each man must be seen with a beer in each hand at all times. Rule number three: no poufters...
poufter by slartibart January 14, 2008
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Yo dude why do you have on a jean thong? You look poofie.
Poofie by Chloe7159 August 3, 2019
The act of taking selfies whilst pooping and sending them to your unsuspecting friends.
I'm getting real tired of all these poofie's that Geoffrey has been snapchatting me today
Poofie by Fergo's got a gun April 11, 2014
The kind of poop that you get when you are constipated and it floats . Also rabbit poop . Looks like Cocoa Pebbles or Sugar Puffs.
Noah left some poofies in the toilet again.
Poofie by Ujal April 4, 2005
A small puffy foot stool generally made of leather with legs of its own like a miniature chair. Named by the French which explains everything.
sit down, relax, and put your feet on the pouffe
pouffe by zisenuren May 22, 2006
Taking a selfie in front of (or with) a police officer who writes a ticket.
Today i got a ticket for speeding but i managed to get a polfie!
Polfie by thelahera June 28, 2015
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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