Poofie 

Something that sucks

Yo dude why do you have on a jean thong? You look poofie.

Poofie by Chloe7159 August 3, 2019

Poofie 

The act of taking selfies whilst pooping and sending them to your unsuspecting friends.

I'm getting real tired of all these poofie's that Geoffrey has been snapchatting me today

Poofie by Fergo's got a gun April 11, 2014

Poofie 

The kind of poop that you get when you are constipated and it floats . Also rabbit poop . Looks like Cocoa Pebbles or Sugar Puffs.

Noah left some poofies in the toilet again.

Poofie by Ujal April 4, 2005

Poofie 

A type of fart. Usually a step below a really smelly fart. Kind of like a baby's fart. A light tolerable fart but still has a stinky smell.

(Him)"I just farted"

(Her)"you better roll the window down"
(Him)"nah, it's just a poofie"

Poofie by Smartfucks November 27, 2016

Poofie 

A selfie taken while taking a poo. But there are rules to follow for it to be considered a legit Poofie

1) Photo must be taken from the waist up (no one must know you are poopin')
2) You must make yourself look good (smile), as if trying to impress a love interest
3) If sending through snapchat, you CANNOT put a caption. (this is the "code" to others in the poofie world that said picture, is in fact a poofie)

*opens snapchat, "Oh wow isnt that a nice picture of......oh wait, shes poopin. That's a hell of a Poofie"

Poofie by Khabib April 29, 2014

Poofie 

When you send a friend a picture of you taking a poo

Attachment: photo

Person one: STOP SENDING ME POOFIES

Poofie by dyl_needham August 8, 2021

Poofie 

The name for a girls unshaved Va Jay Jay.

"Hey, can you shave your poofie before we have sex, it's too prinkly!"

Poofie by Shandel7 February 19, 2009