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The act of taking selfies whilst pooping and sending them to your unsuspecting friends.
I'm getting real tired of all these poofie's that Geoffrey has been snapchatting me today
by Fergo's got a gun April 09, 2014
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The kind of poop that you get when you are constipated and it floats . Also rabbit poop . Looks like Cocoa Pebbles or Sugar Puffs.
Noah left some poofies in the toilet again.
by Ujal April 04, 2005
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A type of fart. Usually a step below a really smelly fart. Kind of like a baby's fart. A light tolerable fart but still has a stinky smell.
(Him)"I just farted"

(Her)"you better roll the window down"
(Him)"nah, it's just a poofie"
by Smartfucks November 27, 2016
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A selfie taken while taking a poo. But there are rules to follow for it to be considered a legit Poofie

1) Photo must be taken from the waist up (no one must know you are poopin')
2) You must make yourself look good (smile), as if trying to impress a love interest
3) If sending through snapchat, you CANNOT put a caption. (this is the "code" to others in the poofie world that said picture, is in fact a poofie)
*opens snapchat, "Oh wow isnt that a nice picture of......oh wait, shes poopin. That's a hell of a Poofie"
by Khabib April 29, 2014
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A selfie taken while on the toilet.

Main rule is you must make it known you're on the toilet having a poo
Here is my morning Poofie!!
by TonyPony October 08, 2014
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The name for a girls unshaved Va Jay Jay.
"Hey, can you shave your poofie before we have sex, it's too prinkly!"
by Shandel7 February 19, 2009
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