pornster 

a person who claims to not see porn at all , but actually sees it all FUCKIN day long !

ramsey : dude i got this super porno on my hd, check it out
tej : no dude i dont dig porn
ramsey : fuck u tej your search history is nthn but badass porn ! .. u r sucha pornster .. !

pornster by sum yung hoe October 17, 2011

Pornstar Cocktail 

When a guy uses viagra (sildenafil) and penis numbing spray (lidocaine) resulting in prolonged intercourse reminiscent of male pornographic actors. Viagra is a pill that causes penile erections and numbing spray desensitizes the penis.

Carlos: Hey Kevin, what are you and Lauren doing for Valentine's Day?

Kevin: We're getting dinner and then I'm treating her with a Pornstar Cocktail.

Pornstar Cocktail by #1 Jake Pauler February 27, 2019

pornstar terrorist 

A person that involves themselves in pornography related fields (i.e. porn actor/actress, producers, camera crew, publishers). Most do this knowingly as a rejection of morality and indulgence of filth, but some are victims only to be pressured into a career of lust, want for money galore and reinforced behaviors through constant dopamine surges.

This results in mass cumbrain production, increased hypergamy, and don't forget those trafficking schemes!

Pornstar terrorists have their best interests to ruin the masses brains by introducing trends such as incest pornography (What are you doing step-bro), setting unrealistic body standards for both male and females, more hardcore pornography and emasculation of men. The coolidge effect is 100% utilized in these tactics.

"Says here Al Goldstein normalized hardcore pornography"

"Yeah, well Al Goldstein is a fucking pornstar terrorist, and he keeps stealing my fucks! When will the never ending prefrontal cortex inhibition act end?? Fucking gag order!"

"hey, cool it with the anti-semitism, bro"

pornstar terrorist by god damn you al goldstein May 26, 2020

Roblox Pornstar 

A job that can make you a billionaire in seconds

Jack: Yo how tf you earned so much money dude
John: Well I became a roblox pornstar

Roblox Pornstar by HoboEractus July 26, 2019

pornstar alias 

What your performance name would be (actual or hypothetical) in the pornography industry using a specific formula. Make the best combination of the name of any pet you've had, and the name of any street you've lived on. For numbered or lettered streets, you may use Street, Way, Drive, Lane, etc.

"I asked some of my friends and acquaintances to figure out their pornstar alias. Here were some of their answers: Buddy Chestnut, Bella Hill, Max Ridge, Sophie Lane."

pornstar alias by yes juanito yes September 8, 2014

ponster 

Derived from the word 'pon' which means to skip something. describes one who skips certain events

Man 1: "eh why you never come to school"
Man 2: "cos i dont want to"
Man 1: "fucking ponster"

ponster by ZamZamZam March 3, 2019

Pornstar Principle 

The idea that the more sex (and sexual partners) a person has had, the more crazy kinds of sex they have had.

-What do you think Kim has done?

-Well, she's had upwards of 100 sexual partners, so by the pornstar principle, probably at least anal.

Pornstar Principle by sdgflksadjngfsldjahfnwsldhfwja February 18, 2011