ponster

Derived from the word 'pon' which means to skip something. describes one who skips certain events

Man 1: "eh why you never come to school"
Man 2: "cos i dont want to"
Man 1: "fucking ponster"

by ZamZamZam March 3, 2019

Posterize Moisturize

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.

A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!

by Halabtsi November 2, 2016

Postertizing

Postertizing occurs when a poster to a message board or similar media attempts to sell a product or service.

Douglas was constantly postertizing on social media, always working in his insurance products.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Punster

Verb, used to describe an individual that can't help by make bad jokes (usually a PUN).
Usually these PUNs are meant to be dumb, and quite often deliberately lame. A Punster favors bad play on word jokes but is not limited to play on word jokes. Lame humor (see anti joke and dad joke) would also fit the character of a Punster.

Punster: *walks on stage and points to (electronic) speaker* "Friends I'd like to introduce our guest speaker"
Audience: *fake laugh* "Get on with the demo"
Punster: *points to mic* "And his friend Mike"
Audience: *Booing noise* "Get of the stage Punster!"
Punster: *smirk* "Wow the 'feedback' here is terrible."
Audience: *Boo* "Get out!"

by G July 21, 2015

Zefron Poster

A zefron poster makes a boss horcrux in AVPM. It is also one Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, Dumbledore and one Draco Malfoy's favorite chistmatic humanitaian. It is deeply rivaled by umbridges talor launtner poster.

Ron: THAT IS A BOSS ZEFRON POSTER!
and....
Dumby: He just seems like such a chistmatic humanitaian
and....
Ron: Let's take this bit of garbage down! (atempts to take Talor Launtner)

by Starkidloverererer October 12, 2010

posterior funk

The malodorous bouquet emanating from the back passage of an unkempt individual. Often noted by novice health professionals.

Novice: When I first examined him I felt oddly unwell. I would never have expected such a well presented gentleman to have posterior funk.
Senior: I think you mean posterior flank!

by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017

Motivational Poster

Poster commonly designed for use in schools and offices that generally consist of a photograph centered in a rectangular frame with black background, a title in large text and a description in smaller text.
This kind of poster has been repeatedly parodied and it's a common meme along imageboards.

I lol'd so hard with this Motivational Poster

by djvangas April 20, 2008