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Master Gooshant
The master of all X nibbas. He controls and rules over the minds of all of his X disciples, much like those under his own master Mahmad Gandhi. His ways are similar to those of his master, but his congregation is of a different demographic and uses his followers for his own sadistic benefit.
XXX follower: What do we do Master gooshant?
Master gooshant: we shall all eat shits for lunch!
XXX followers: (in unison) all hail master gooshant the shit eater!
Master gooshant: we shall all eat shits for lunch!
XXX followers: (in unison) all hail master gooshant the shit eater!
Master Gooshant by ZamZamZam August 28, 2019
Jurong
It refers to a town or estate which is very isolated and lifeless due to it's inconvenient and out of the way location. It is inspired by an estate in Singapore but applicable to any estate in the world. It gives off a very negative vibe and when you are there you just feel like killing yourself or burning the whole place down.
Football Association of Singapore
A joke.
The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.
The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.
Coach 1: "My football team has just lost it's 50th game in a row"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"
Football Association of Singapore by ZamZamZam July 16, 2019
saloma
A female of Malay descent, is schizophrenic and has a friend called vinod who is depressed and in denial. She is quiet and timid, also has low iq. Most commonly seen in the play Off-centre.