poonster 

some retarded way of saying pornstar

guy #1 what's a poonster

guy #2 its not a fucking word you just say it for no reason

poonster by Robloxgamer6969 March 3, 2019

poonster 

see friendster.

I met her on poonster, er, friendster.

poonster by Chewbacca December 10, 2003

Poonster 

A man who is sexually aroused when he spots a woman, whore, slut, or sometimes even a man, that can breath. This normally occurs when an asian is born in America, but his family still speaks Chinese (preferably cantanese) at home. He is sex deprived and dreams of having sex with anyone that is an arms distance away from him but will always be a virgin.

Poonster...everyone knows one.

Poonster by Nadirade January 15, 2014

Poopsterprocrasturbation 

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

Poopsterprocrasturbation by 20111118 September 19, 2012

ponster 

Derived from the word 'pon' which means to skip something. describes one who skips certain events

Man 1: "eh why you never come to school"
Man 2: "cos i dont want to"
Man 1: "fucking ponster"

ponster by ZamZamZam March 3, 2019

poosterbate 

The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.

Valma was using her phone on the meetme app but decided poosterbate instead.

poosterbate by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014

Pookster 

A different form of Pooky, a nickname for one extremely kool gurl. Can also be used as a verb.

"I love you Pookster"
"DAYAM thats so Pookster"

Pookster by Pookster July 31, 2003