Pornocchio 

When your mom walks into to you jacking off and you try to lie about it

Mom: What the fuck are you doing?
Billy: It's a virus! I didn't click on anything!
Mom: Fucking pornocchio

Pornocchio by DickDiver July 11, 2016

Pornocchio 

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."

Pornocchio by Dreamz October 15, 2008

Pornocchio 

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."

Pornocchio by Dreamz September 16, 2008

Pornocchio 

(1) A magical marionette with severe psychosocial and identity issues, whose penis grows when he lies. (2) A popular song on The Bad Muffins' self-titled debut album. (3) A sexy Italian caffeinated drink, typically laced with Rohypnol.

My childhood toy, Pornocchio, "taught me the meaning of Christmas", if you know what I mean.

Pornocchio by The Bad Muffins December 17, 2008

brown pinocchio 

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection performing the Brown Pinocchio.

Mel said he got a Brown Pinocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!

brown pinocchio by Standarduarn February 16, 2014

pinocchio's closet 

Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.

1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage

2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans

pinocchio's closet by horseonabicycle August 17, 2009

Reverse Pinocchio 

Sex move when you cum while in her genitals. When she asks, you blatantly lie and act as if nothing happened, yet your penis begins to shrink.

Inspired from Hopsin "When I deliver the penis it lies in the mouth, she call it Pinocchio"

Dave *orgasms*
Hayley: Did you just cum in me?!
Dave: No, I didn't
Hayley: Good because I'm not ready for no child!

Next Day
Dave: Yo, I reverse Pinocchioed my ex last night
Mitch: Your ex?
Dave: Yeah, she left me when she found out.
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Reverse Pinocchio by Menarche September 8, 2019