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When your mom walks into to you jacking off and you try to lie about it
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?
Billy: It's a virus! I didn't click on anything!
Mom: Fucking pornocchio
by DickDiver July 11, 2016
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A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.
Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."
by Dreamz August 21, 2008
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A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.
Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."
by Dreamz September 16, 2008
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(1) A magical marionette with severe psychosocial and identity issues, whose penis grows when he lies. (2) A popular song on The Bad Muffins' self-titled debut album. (3) A sexy Italian caffeinated drink, typically laced with Rohypnol.
My childhood toy, Pornocchio, "taught me the meaning of Christmas", if you know what I mean.
by The Bad Muffins December 08, 2008
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