Pornocchio
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?
Billy: It's a virus! I didn't click on anything!
Mom: Fucking pornocchio
Billy: It's a virus! I didn't click on anything!
Mom: Fucking pornocchio
Pornocchio by DickDiver July 11, 2016
Pornocchio
Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."
Pornocchio by Dreamz October 15, 2008
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Pornocchio
Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."
Pornocchio by Dreamz September 16, 2008
Word of the Day on November 22, 2008
Pornocchio
(1) A magical marionette with severe psychosocial and identity issues, whose penis grows when he lies. (2) A popular song on The Bad Muffins' self-titled debut album. (3) A sexy Italian caffeinated drink, typically laced with Rohypnol.
Pornocchio by The Bad Muffins December 17, 2008
brown pinocchio
Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection performing the Brown Pinocchio.
brown pinocchio by Standarduarn February 16, 2014
pinocchio's closet
Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.
1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage
2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans
2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans
pinocchio's closet by horseonabicycle August 17, 2009
Reverse Pinocchio
Sex move when you cum while in her genitals. When she asks, you blatantly lie and act as if nothing happened, yet your penis begins to shrink.
Inspired from Hopsin "When I deliver the penis it lies in the mouth, she call it Pinocchio"
Inspired from Hopsin "When I deliver the penis it lies in the mouth, she call it Pinocchio"
Dave *orgasms*
Hayley: Did you just cum in me?!
Dave: No, I didn't
Hayley: Good because I'm not ready for no child!
Next Day
Dave: Yo, I reverse Pinocchioed my ex last night
Mitch: Your ex?
Dave: Yeah, she left me when she found out.
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Hayley: Did you just cum in me?!
Dave: No, I didn't
Hayley: Good because I'm not ready for no child!
Next Day
Dave: Yo, I reverse Pinocchioed my ex last night
Mitch: Your ex?
Dave: Yeah, she left me when she found out.
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Reverse Pinocchio by Menarche September 8, 2019
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