pounditure

Monitry terms for England, meaning how much money you have on you at one time. Used by up and coming rap artists, Alex Heard and Halim Rhouila which spread into the levels of London and is now used far across England.

"argh mate I cant come out with ya im low on pounditure"

"shit manz will lend you some dough I got bare pounditure left from work man..."

by Alex Heard, June 11, 2005

Pounditure

A word used in south east london by up and coming rap artists such as Alex Hurricane Heard and Halim The Killa Rhouila. From the jihadi terror sqaud. It means how much money you have or is an amount of money which is changed by the word preceeding it.

Halim: Are you coming out man?
Alex: Fuck no manz be low on pounditure for fuck sake.
Halim: Yerr can't wait till we rapping and the real pounditure begins to roll in.

by Alex Heard June 12, 2005

Poundstretcher

A cheap little crappy shop based in the UK for skutters and tramps. Renouned for having crap bosses and shat pay. Don't work there!

I heard your mate works at Poundstretcher. Poor bastard.

by kingmustard January 26, 2005

Porniture

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.

Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."

by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013

porniture

Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.

"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"
"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."

by Matt Bates December 1, 2003

Porniture

The furniture used while making porn. Also could be used in the watching of porn.

“Don’t sit there, that’s my porniture.”

When the porn is so bad you start checking out their porniture.

by I believe in pink January 11, 2019