Purrniture

(noun) 1. Humans from the perspective of cats. 2. A being for cats to lounge upon whilst napping. 3. Somebody for cats to stand upon whilst demanding petting or complaining about the quality of gooshy food or the condition of the litter box. 4. The treating of humans like furniture.

Fifi yawned sleepily, sprawled on her purrniture, while getting her tummy rubbed.

Spartacus stood on his purrniture's lap, headbutted her face, and demanded scritches.

by Kittehslave42 September 30, 2012

Porniture

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.

Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."

by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013

porniture

Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.

"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"
"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."

by Matt Bates December 1, 2003

Porniture

The furniture used while making porn. Also could be used in the watching of porn.

“Don’t sit there, that’s my porniture.”

When the porn is so bad you start checking out their porniture.

by I believe in pink January 11, 2019