Purrniture

(noun) 1. Humans from the perspective of cats. 2. A being for cats to lounge upon whilst napping. 3. Somebody for cats to stand upon whilst demanding petting or complaining about the quality of gooshy food or the condition of the litter box. 4. The treating of humans like furniture.

Fifi yawned sleepily, sprawled on her purrniture, while getting her tummy rubbed.

Spartacus stood on his purrniture's lap, headbutted her face, and demanded scritches.

Purrniture by Kittehslave42 September 30, 2012

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Porniture

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.

Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."

Porniture by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013

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porniture

Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.

"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"
"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."

porniture by Matt Bates December 1, 2003

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Porniture

The furniture used while making porn. Also could be used in the watching of porn.

“Don’t sit there, that’s my porniture.”

When the porn is so bad you start checking out their porniture.

Porniture by I believe in pink January 11, 2019

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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