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Being unable to even grasp the basis of a concept (like trying to imagine a new sense).
He could not porture the difference between right and wrong for ethics were of nothing to him.
Porture by KIM POSSIBLE!!!!! July 14, 2017
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The drunken reference of jew's eating pork and then being tortured for it.
I got hammered last night and was portured after I ate some pork.

Porture by drunken rabi February 28, 2009

Standard Bitch Posture [SBP] 

The postural position taken by females of all races. Can be identified by the one hand on the hip and the other with index or pinky finger pointed in the face of the bitchee (person to be bitched out) This universal stance is usually attributed to 'Da Hood' but may also be seen anywhere from a corporate office to a country kitchen.
Who is Maureen cussing out?

I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!

Portukeb 

A person whose ethnic background is Portuguese and Quebecer.
Hi! I'm a Portukeb, my father's name is Santiago and my mother's name is Francine.
Portukeb by Biolo January 19, 2021

postureo 

A Spanish word that one uses when trying to pretend he/she is doing something so that everyone knows. It is commonly used in selfies.
Studying in ALE 1? Que postureo!
postureo by teachingspanishpeople November 6, 2014

Portugese French Toast 

The act of having fun with a Portugese "go-girl", while using french toast to put syrup all over her body, and then eating the french toast together.
"Yeah, spread that syrup all over me, oh yeah!"
"Um are you guys portugese french toasting?"
Portugese woman. a woman with portugese back ground. a woman who was born in portugal.
i was born in portugal, that makes me portugesa
portugesa by Deeprincess December 6, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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