Porture

Being unable to even grasp the basis of a concept (like trying to imagine a new sense).

He could not porture the difference between right and wrong for ethics were of nothing to him.

by KIM POSSIBLE!!!!! July 14, 2017

Porture

The drunken reference of jew's eating pork and then being tortured for it.

I got hammered last night and was portured after I ate some pork.

by drunken rabi February 28, 2009

Standard Bitch Posture [SBP]

The postural position taken by females of all races. Can be identified by the one hand on the hip and the other with index or pinky finger pointed in the face of the bitchee (person to be bitched out) This universal stance is usually attributed to 'Da Hood' but may also be seen anywhere from a corporate office to a country kitchen.

Who is Maureen cussing out?

I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!

by TroubleX2 May 5, 2005

Portukeb

A person whose ethnic background is Portuguese and Quebecer.

Hi! I'm a Portukeb, my father's name is Santiago and my mother's name is Francine.

by Biolo January 19, 2021

postureo

A Spanish word that one uses when trying to pretend he/she is doing something so that everyone knows. It is commonly used in selfies.

Studying in ALE 1? Que postureo!

by teachingspanishpeople November 6, 2014

Portugese French Toast

The act of having fun with a Portugese "go-girl", while using french toast to put syrup all over her body, and then eating the french toast together.

"Yeah, spread that syrup all over me, oh yeah!"
"Um are you guys portugese french toasting?"

by Strickland Propane27 October 24, 2012

portugesa

Portugese woman. a woman with portugese back ground. a woman who was born in portugal.

i was born in portugal, that makes me portugesa

by Deeprincess December 6, 2006