Definitions by fpinksdovef

Pornturnal 

Staying up all night (typically after one's parents have gone to bed) to watch porn.

Hey, Jim, why do you look so tired all of the time?

I'm completely pornturnal, dude.

Pornturnal by fpinksdovef July 13, 2011

Pseudohawk

A variation of the fauxhawk, in which, a person doesn't have long enough hair to create the full effect of a true fauxhawk.

Could be referred to as "mini fauxhawk."

fauxhawk psuedo quasi mini mohawk pseudohawk

Pseudohawk by fpinksdovef July 7, 2011