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chief box-a-porno
Chief Box-a-Porno was the leader of an obscure group of nomadic masturbators in the late 1990s. Being of little means, they spent most of their time scouring the land for the bare necessities like food, warm shelter and discarded pornography. "The Chief" was well known for his quality stash which he carried with him at all times. During the colder winter months, The entire tribe would often time spend weeks in my Mom's basement jacking to the Chief's fabulous collection. The group disbanded in the mid 2000s due to the "Great Tissue Shortage" of 2004.
chief box-a-porno by Pete Negwaski! October 4, 2017
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pornesian parrapio
pornesian parrapio by Yeetgang October 29, 2018
Porno mood swing
Porno mood swing:
(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!
(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!
Porno mood swing by rogerthewhale January 9, 2013
the new pornographers
The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock/power pop band. They are really awesome, but unfortunately, not too many people outside of Canada and the US know who the hell they are. Yet.
They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.
They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.
Me: Have you listened to The New Pornographers? They're pretty great, you should check them out.
Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA!
Me: stfu.
Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA!
Me: stfu.
the new pornographers by caitie b April 29, 2008
Pornocchio
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?
Billy: It's a virus! I didn't click on anything!
Mom: Fucking pornocchio
Billy: It's a virus! I didn't click on anything!
Mom: Fucking pornocchio
Pornocchio by DickDiver July 11, 2016
pornomime
Pornomime is a term created by Panic! At The Disco in their popular music video for their song, Build God Then We'll Talk, in 2007. It shows a man dressed as, you guessed it, a mime doing sexual acts with the air. There is nobody and nothing there, which is the mime part of Pornomime, and porno.. is the sexual side.
Guy 1: Yo, dude have you seen Panic!'s music vid for Build God?
Guy 2: The one with the Pornomime theme?
Guy 1: Yeah!
Guy 2: The one with the Pornomime theme?
Guy 1: Yeah!
pornomime by SomeFruitOnTheInternet December 30, 2016
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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