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Pornoscope 

A binocular style device used to closely monitor the intimate activities of a couple (or more) in distantly visible hotel rooms, offices or bedroom.
Sam said to Jon, “can I come over and see the views from your harbour apartment?”
“Sure, let me get the pornoscope set up so we can discreetly check in on that lovely active thrupple on the 22nd floor of the Crown ”
Pornoscope by Dirkstar2024 January 21, 2024
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Pornoscopy 

Gynecological examination during which the patient becomes aroused and/or experiences orgasm and/or attempts to initiate sexual activity with the examiner.
What was supposed to be a routine yearly exam turned into an all-out pornoscopy. Her doctor waived all charges and recommended she see him more frequently.
Pornoscopy by cyclopath August 22, 2010

PornScape 

Described in the show "Big Mouth" by Maurice: "An alternate dimension where pornography comes to life."
If we don't get him out of the PornScape soon, he'll never be able to connect to anyone on an emotional or sexual level.
PornScape by BigMouthFan January 20, 2018

pornocopia 

An abundant collection of quality pornographic material.
"Being a married man, Bob was careful to hide his pornocopia of downloaded naughtiness in a folder marked "Bills", safe from his wife's prying eyes."
pornocopia by JScottBaird January 11, 2008

pornocopia 

A porno featuring pilgrims. The perfect porno for Thanksgiving Day.
"Charles avoided his family on Thanksgiving and watched a nice pornocopia instead."
pornocopia by ruthlesspineapple February 3, 2014

Pornocopia 

"Yo can I use your thumb drive to transfer these songs?"
"Yeah, but not that one bro, that's my pornocopia."
Pornocopia by Brodie Bergstein April 12, 2008

Pornoshopped 

Taking the face, and possibly upper neck, of a good friend or sworn enemy and Photoshopping their likeness on a pornographic picture, usually one of homosexual or taboo content, in order to cause embarassment and shame.
Bob: Dude! Look at this! It's TOTALLY a picture of Jack sucking some guy's dick while he's jerkin' another guy off!

Henry: What a faggot!

Jack: That's not real. Bob just pornoshopped my face on there. He got the idea while he was looking at gay porn.
Pornoshopped by Soop Diesel March 20, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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