A group of people living mostly in Germany, the beaches of Southern Spain and Pennsylvania. They are great at pretty much everything, and have invented most technical gear you own or would like to own.
Being an awesome nation, a short Austrian named Hitler managed to make these good-humored people think they were the master race. This soon turned out to be false, and to this day, Germans travel the globe apologizing profusely for ever believing that crap.
Germans are known to be great lovers, although they often dress poorly and sometimes sport moustaches. That's why Karl Lagerfeld pretends to be French. As a rule of thumb, Germans posses the inverse skill set of the English, who suck at everything except wearing really, really, really groovy clothes and writing catchy pop songs.
Famous Germans include Beethoven, Wagner, the Scorpions, Einstein, Luther, Boris Becker, Kant, Milli Vanilli and most British Royalty. Ahmadinejad and Tom Cruise secretly want to be German, but they can't.
Being an awesome nation, a short Austrian named Hitler managed to make these good-humored people think they were the master race. This soon turned out to be false, and to this day, Germans travel the globe apologizing profusely for ever believing that crap.
Germans are known to be great lovers, although they often dress poorly and sometimes sport moustaches. That's why Karl Lagerfeld pretends to be French. As a rule of thumb, Germans posses the inverse skill set of the English, who suck at everything except wearing really, really, really groovy clothes and writing catchy pop songs.
Famous Germans include Beethoven, Wagner, the Scorpions, Einstein, Luther, Boris Becker, Kant, Milli Vanilli and most British Royalty. Ahmadinejad and Tom Cruise secretly want to be German, but they can't.
Your mum: Look at these guys, they are building a great car. Are they Japanese?
You: No, doh. They are tall and handsome, so obviously they are Germans. Let's go and nag them about the holocaust. (they walk over)
Hans: Ve are so sorry about what happened...
Fritz: Sorry.
You: No, doh. They are tall and handsome, so obviously they are Germans. Let's go and nag them about the holocaust. (they walk over)
Hans: Ve are so sorry about what happened...
Fritz: Sorry.
by Kurt von Kraut December 02, 2009
Deragotory description of another person's belated observation or contribution to the conversation or thread, indicating that their observation is 'old news' despite they're thinking it's 'new news.' Etiology: Belushi's character (Bluto) asks, " Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" to which Otter questions Boon, "Germans?" Boon responds "Forget it, he's on a roll."
Posting a link to a news story 2 - 3days old which has already been discussed ad nauseum: Brittany Spears may not be a good role model .. That so Germans.
by LSUs Fat Man February 01, 2009
Great people! They are also very good car engineers!
Some German Car Makes:
Audi
BMW
Mercedes-Benz
Volkswagen
Porsche
Some German Car Makes:
Audi
BMW
Mercedes-Benz
Volkswagen
Porsche
by Anonymous August 10, 2003
"Oh, Germans! Let´s go down to our knees and maybe they´ll spare our worthless lives!" - "Nope. We won´t"
by RUUUUUUUDI! July 24, 2003
although they had past problems with America...you kinda have to give them credit..cause 90 percent of the world wouldnt fight agaisnt america...and if u woul..u could fight agaisnt anyone, so now that we're allies germans and Ameircans are probably the best fighters..even though America and Great Britain are the most powerful allies in the world.
by Vic September 20, 2003
It means old or obvious news. In reference to Animal House where Belushi says "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" Originated on Volquest.com.
by Carscrash December 02, 2008
Beer guzzling car maker, but ugly, hairy, and stink like cabbage. They, along with the Brits voted as the ugliest tourist in the world. Often spot in the Bar got drunk
by evilmode April 26, 2012