Guymen

The male form of a hymen. They do not actually exist, but the word may be used as a symbol of male virginity.

I lost my virginity to my girlfriend this weekend. She broke my guymen

by rogerthewhale December 02, 2010

Gubernational

1) of or pertaining to a president or the office of a president.

2) a derivative of gubernatorial. However, instead of pertaining to a state governor, it pertains to a president, hence the word "national."

The 2012 election will be sooooooo long! It'll Probably just be two straight years of assholes taking up regularly scheduled television programing for their elitist gubernational debates.

by rogerthewhale December 14, 2010

Creep

A term that shallow women use to describe any man they do not find physically attractive.

Jane: Ewww. Did you see that chubby guy over there?

Mary: Yeah. I was riding the elevator, and he got in. Then he smiled and said hello and briefly made eye contact.

Jane: Gross! He tried talking to you? What a creep.

(Attractive man walks up) Hey. I've been watching you for the last hour. You look hot. Want me to buy you a drink?

Jane: Hell yeah. Let's do shots!

by rogerthewhale March 09, 2014

Niggerphiliac

One who fucks dead black guys.

Bob: Wanna go to the cemetery to fuck some corpses?

John: Sure, but let's just fuck the black corpses. I'm a niggerphiliac.

by rogerthewhale October 22, 2011

Cock fight

The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.

Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)

by rogerthewhale December 06, 2010

Making infatuation

Similar to making love, as partners engage in sexual behavior. However, said partners are not truly in love, but rather infatuated. Sexual behavior may consist of penetration, but no petting or caressing. Also, dirty talk replaces "I love you" talk.

John: Come on Sarah! Why are you leaving? We made love last night. I thought that meant we would be together forever.

Sarah: John! I thought I was clear that this would only be for one night. We never made eye contact or anything. How could you think I would marry you. You need to learn the difference between making love and making infatuation.

by rogerthewhale December 04, 2010

One Night Standards

The incredibly low standards a man has for women, when he's drunk, horny, and doesn't want a relationship.

Jeff fucked Victoria because he has low one night standards, which is why he never called her back.

by rogerthewhale May 19, 2014