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Bad Pube Day

A term derived from "bad hair day." A bad pube day occurs when a person has not trimmed his/her pubic hair, and it looks fucked-up and disgusting.

It may also be used metaphorically, and mean that you had a bad sex experience in the morning, and it caused a bad attitude for the rest of the day.
EXAMPLE #1
Joe: Dude, whats with your pubes?

John: I didn't have enough time in the morning to trim them.

Joe: That sucks. I hate bad pube days. It looks like Donald Trump down there.

Boss: Alright guys. You've been by the watercooler for too long. Back to work!

EXAMPLE #2
Joe: Hey John. Did you send that fax yet.

John: SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M ON IT!

Joe: What his problem?

Boss: He came too fast this morning and his wife got REALLY pissed. This is probably his most intense bad pube day I have ever seen.
by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010
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Internet Condom

A protective software that blocks infections from porn websites and files.
John: Dude! I think I have herpes!

Doug: That sucks man! Who did you get it from?

John: Some guy named Jason. He emailed me some porn and I opened a file called herpes.exe.

Doug: You need an internet condom man! You can't just enter an infected file like that. I usually wear 2 internet condoms, AVG and Norton.
by rogerthewhale January 21, 2012
mugGet the Internet Condommug.

GED

The high school diploma equivilent for mexicans.
I got my diploma, but my friend Juan got his GED.
by rogerthewhale December 19, 2010
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One Night Standards

The incredibly low standards a man has for women, when he's drunk, horny, and doesn't want a relationship.
Jeff fucked Victoria because he has low one night standards, which is why he never called her back.
by rogerthewhale May 19, 2014
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Gubernational

1) of or pertaining to a president or the office of a president.

2) a derivative of gubernatorial. However, instead of pertaining to a state governor, it pertains to a president, hence the word "national."
The 2012 election will be sooooooo long! It'll Probably just be two straight years of assholes taking up regularly scheduled television programing for their elitist gubernational debates.
by rogerthewhale December 14, 2010
mugGet the Gubernationalmug.

Creep

A term that shallow women use to describe any man they do not find physically attractive.
Jane: Ewww. Did you see that chubby guy over there?

Mary: Yeah. I was riding the elevator, and he got in. Then he smiled and said hello and briefly made eye contact.

Jane: Gross! He tried talking to you? What a creep.

(Attractive man walks up) Hey. I've been watching you for the last hour. You look hot. Want me to buy you a drink?

Jane: Hell yeah. Let's do shots!
by rogerthewhale March 9, 2014
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Guymen

The male form of a hymen. They do not actually exist, but the word may be used as a symbol of male virginity.
I lost my virginity to my girlfriend this weekend. She broke my guymen
by rogerthewhale December 2, 2010
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