An extremely flexible, magic word that exists in nearly every part of speech. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb.
Noun: I don't give a fuck about politics!
Verb: I want to fuck Jessica Alba more than my hand.
Adjective: Shit! That sky is fuckin' blue!
Adverb: President Obama just fuckin' signed a new jobs bill.
All the above: You fuckin' fucked my fuckin' girlfriend, you backstabbing fuck!!!
It fucking means it has a pH above 7.
John: "Look at that sodium hydroxide eat away at that aluminum. What a strong basic and caustic compound."
Ashley: "Oh my god. That totally reminds me of Jessica. She's so basic, the other day she was wearing yoga pants and wearing uggs and drinking a starbucks and talking on her iphone and..."
John: "Shut up bitch, and learn proper English."
A person who fucks for money (aka, a prostitute). However, the reason these particular prostitutes are not arrested is because it's all done on camera for "artistic," "creative," or "entertainment" purposes, then posted online for easy access by horny children.
Beth: I want to fuck for a living.
Lawyer: You'll go to jail for that.
Beth: But what if I video tape it for millions to see, and still get paid?
Lawyer: Well thats fine. Fucking for money on camera is acceptable, but take away that camera… and you be breaking the law, bitch.
Beth: Then from this day foward, I shall be a pornstar. You want to fuck me now? Just $10.
Lawyer: I'd love to, but I dont have a camera.
The worst pop artist in history, with the added phrase "with a dollar sign" to make evident the crappiness of her act, especially her name. Ke$ha?!? Are you fuckin' serious. KE$HA?!? Oh yeah Kesha (with a dollar sign), you think you are so cute and so smart by coming up with a dollar sign in lieu of an "s". I can't believe nobody thought of that before! It's almost as shitty as the music itself. I would rather get stung up the dick hole by a hornet than listen to a so-called-song of yours.
Come on, why does all this crappy music exist today? Why did John Lennon and Kurt Kobain have to die? Fuck Justin Bieber. Fuck The Jonas Brothers. Fuck Miley Cyrus. And especially Fuck Kesha with a dollar sign.
The act of fart smells diminishing, then suddenly coming back, even though only one fart was released. It is a phenomenon caused when the ass vapors bounce off of walls.
I farted in school. The smell lasted for about a minute. After 30 or so seconds, the fart echo came, and it stayed for another minute, giving the people around me a double dose of my stinky stuff.
Where peoples' shit comes from. But for some reason, it's still sexy as hell.
Damn! Look at that booty on her.
Yeah, I'll bet she shat out of it this morning, and she probably did a mediocre job of wiping.
Still would bang it!
A skin-like film which forms on the penis after ejaculation, when the semen dries.
John: Dude! Your dick skin is peeling!
Joe: Oh that?!? No that is my sperm derm. I was masturbating in the kitchen an hour ago.
John: Oh. Okay.... Hey this egg flour soup tastes kinda funny.