Definitions by rogerthewhale

Basic 

It fucking means it has a pH above 7.

John: "Look at that sodium hydroxide eat away at that aluminum. What a strong basic and caustic compound."

Ashley: "Oh my god. That totally reminds me of Jessica. She's so basic, the other day she was wearing yoga pants and wearing uggs and drinking a starbucks and talking on her iphone and..."

John: "Shut up bitch, and learn proper English."

Basic by rogerthewhale October 25, 2014

One Night Standards 

The incredibly low standards a man has for women, when he's drunk, horny, and doesn't want a relationship.

Jeff fucked Victoria because he has low one night standards, which is why he never called her back.

One Night Standards by rogerthewhale May 19, 2014

Money 

A piece of paper which is inserted into a stripper's butt to get her to take off her clothes.

Also a device used to snort coke.

If you never realized that approximately 73% of $1 bills in circulation have been in a strippers butt at one time or another, well now you know. Have fun with your money germaphobes.

Money by rogerthewhale March 12, 2014

Creep 

A term that shallow women use to describe any man they do not find physically attractive.

Jane: Ewww. Did you see that chubby guy over there?

Mary: Yeah. I was riding the elevator, and he got in. Then he smiled and said hello and briefly made eye contact.

Jane: Gross! He tried talking to you? What a creep.

(Attractive man walks up) Hey. I've been watching you for the last hour. You look hot. Want me to buy you a drink?

Jane: Hell yeah. Let's do shots!

Creep by rogerthewhale March 9, 2014

Snowgasm 

What a kid has when his school declares a snow day.

OMG mom. No school! I'm going to have a snowgasm.

Don't forget to use protection. I left your gloves in the closet.

Snowgasm by rogerthewhale February 8, 2014

marine corpgasm 

If a woman dates one of the few, the proud, she has a marine corpgasm.

Fuck me hard, Corporal Shepard. Give me a marine corpgasm.

marine corpgasm by rogerthewhale February 8, 2014

New Year's Day 

The day where peoples' promises to start living a better life kick off... while having a massive fucking hangover.

New Year's Eve: My New Years resolution is to eat healthier and excersize every day... What are these, Jell-O shots? Don't mind if I do!

New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.

New Year's Day by rogerthewhale December 31, 2013