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pornose

When a man rubs or slaps his penis on his partners nose during foreplay.
Man:hey babe you want to do some pornose tonight?
by HUGE JEFFNER November 14, 2023
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Pornoscopy

Gynecological examination during which the patient becomes aroused and/or experiences orgasm and/or attempts to initiate sexual activity with the examiner.
What was supposed to be a routine yearly exam turned into an all-out pornoscopy. Her doctor waived all charges and recommended she see him more frequently.
by cyclopath August 22, 2010
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pornosexual

Refers a person who prefers to watch porn and masturbate than to have actual sex.
"Stay away from Jim's dorm. He's a pornosexual so it's filled with used jizz rags"
by StumpfTheDrumpf September 22, 2013
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poonoser

A person from New Brunswick. The term derives from the word Bluenoser, which is a person who lives across the border in Nova Scotian. Poonoser mocks their belief and riteous attitude that they are that much better than their neighbouring province.
Hey, did u see that jerk Norm from New Brunswick? What a Poonoser.
by Nova Scotian November 2, 2012
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porpose

when a man in a long-term relationship begins to slowly turn into a porpoise. Signs of this include spending a lot of time in the water, feeling uncomfortable on land, and looking increasingly dolphin-shaped (but without the beak).
Jenny began to suspect that her boyfriend might porpose soon when every single one of their dates involved swimming in the ocean.
by typosleadtoawesome November 8, 2010
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Pornosynthesis

The process of absorbing energy from porn.
Every normal teenage boy must get their energy through pornosynthesis, otherwise, they will wilt and die.
by Noodle of Death August 27, 2016
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pornosaurus

Pornosaurus is a mythical dinosaur which appears on late night german TV and has sex with desperate women, also he has a lime-green ejaculate, which shock many, especially with the volume and colour of substance produced.
"How the hell did they work out he (Pornosaurus) has green cum!! UHHHHH!
by Sudo Nymm February 10, 2005
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