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poptartsy_ by Mysticalcroissant December 19, 2024
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Pop~Tarts
Pop~Tarts by Starchylde June 4, 2016
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President Poptart
Hardcore on the surface but intellectually and psychologically “soft” on the inside, President Poptart wants us to see him as a hard bargaining dealmaker who fights for America; unfortunately it is a mere mask to cover his greedy agenda.
President Poptart by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019
You Look like a Dirty Poptart
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You Look like a Dirty Poptart by Lost Key October 17, 2018
Poptart Ninja
Someone who thinks he/ she is automatically a ninja, because they dropped their poptart/ waffle/ soap/ glass etc. and managed to catch it with their foot/ elbow/ knee/ forehead etc.
This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.
This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.
Joe: Man i just dropped the soap while i was in the shower, and caught it with my foot. Total Poptart Ninja! MLIA!
Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.
Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.
Poptart Ninja by Sonskynkind April 25, 2010
suburban poptart
Any person who has the personality of a pop tart living in a suburban area; colorful and good taste on the inside, flakey white body on the outside.
suburban poptart by pseudofedup January 25, 2015
poptart bitch
A poptart bitch is a woman with whom you sleep with that when you wake up you toss her a poptart and kick her ass out the door, not a keeper and definately not a pancake bitch
Guy 1: hey bro I met this girl last night, total pancake bitch
Guy 2: lucky all the girls I meet are just poptart bitches...
Guy 2: lucky all the girls I meet are just poptart bitches...
poptart bitch by billy jean cowdog September 24, 2012
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