poptary

A sexual favour involving pop tarts whip cream and cherries. It can be anything sexual but is usually when a girl eats a pop tart with a whole in the middle of a mans genitaillia proceeding to lick the whip cream and cherry off

Angelina totally said shed give me a poptary

poptary by john mcsunnyson April 15, 2014

President Poptart 

An increasingly popular and derisive nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Hardcore on the surface but intellectually and psychologically “soft” on the inside, President Poptart wants us to see him as a hard bargaining dealmaker who fights for America; unfortunately it is a mere mask to cover his greedy agenda.

President Poptart by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019

You Look like a Dirty Poptart 

This is one of the Famous song's by Vuxvux It's an Insult that goes with a Rap.

Rapper: "You look like a Dirty Poptart, You look like you eat Farts. From the Finish back to the start I tear this whole rap game apart."

You Look like a Dirty Poptart by Lost Key October 17, 2018

Poptart Ninja 

Someone who thinks he/ she is automatically a ninja, because they dropped their poptart/ waffle/ soap/ glass etc. and managed to catch it with their foot/ elbow/ knee/ forehead etc.

This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.

Joe: Man i just dropped the soap while i was in the shower, and caught it with my foot. Total Poptart Ninja! MLIA!

Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.

Poptart Ninja by Sonskynkind April 25, 2010

suburban poptart

Any person who has the personality of a pop tart living in a suburban area; colorful and good taste on the inside, flakey white body on the outside.

Liam, stop being a suburban poptart.

suburban poptart by pseudofedup January 25, 2015

poptart bitch 

A poptart bitch is a woman with whom you sleep with that when you wake up you toss her a poptart and kick her ass out the door, not a keeper and definately not a pancake bitch

Guy 1: hey bro I met this girl last night, total pancake bitch
Guy 2: lucky all the girls I meet are just poptart bitches...

poptart bitch by billy jean cowdog September 24, 2012

poptart

Food to the Gods

God eats poptarts

poptart by Sam Kimport October 27, 2003