Poptartt

Weirdo/corny person who can be takin serious when talking to another person

Her: My weave itches

Him: wtf b**** you a poptartt

by Citygirll crazyy May 9, 2019

Poptartt

Werido or corny person

Her: my weave is itchy

Him: b**** you a poptartt

strange odd ; not normal

by Citygirll crazyy May 9, 2019

Poptartt

Weirdo/ corny goofy ass person

Her: my weave itches

Him: wtf you a poptartt ass b****

by CityGirl Crazyyy May 10, 2019

President Poptart

An increasingly popular and derisive nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Hardcore on the surface but intellectually and psychologically “soft” on the inside, President Poptart wants us to see him as a hard bargaining dealmaker who fights for America; unfortunately it is a mere mask to cover his greedy agenda.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019

You Look like a Dirty Poptart

This is one of the Famous song's by Vuxvux It's an Insult that goes with a Rap.

Rapper: "You look like a Dirty Poptart, You look like you eat Farts. From the Finish back to the start I tear this whole rap game apart."

by Lost Key October 17, 2018

Poptart Ninja

Someone who thinks he/ she is automatically a ninja, because they dropped their poptart/ waffle/ soap/ glass etc. and managed to catch it with their foot/ elbow/ knee/ forehead etc.

This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.

Joe: Man i just dropped the soap while i was in the shower, and caught it with my foot. Total Poptart Ninja! MLIA!

Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.

by Sonskynkind April 25, 2010

suburban poptart

Any person who has the personality of a pop tart living in a suburban area; colorful and good taste on the inside, flakey white body on the outside.

Liam, stop being a suburban poptart.

by pseudofedup January 25, 2015