buttervag

The hottest piece of ass with the funkiest vag.

When people warned me that Jenna was a buttervag, I didn't believe them. The horror. The horror.

by pseudofedup February 2, 2015

backroad dumpster dive

The icky sticky intercourse one has just following roadhead in the dumpster behind a gas station.

Rick felt regret as he walked away from his backroad dumpster dive, not giving the homeless prostitute any change for her deeds.

by pseudofedup February 2, 2015

suburban poptart

Any person who has the personality of a pop tart living in a suburban area; colorful and good taste on the inside, flakey white body on the outside.

Liam, stop being a suburban poptart.

by pseudofedup January 25, 2015