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1) A term Cougars use for describing their prey.

2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.
Did you hear Fred's wife has a thing for pop tarts? Yeah. I always knew she was after the younger guys.
by SwiftyDefines February 24, 2015
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A delicious pastry, commonly prepared by being toastered or microwaved.
Let's eat some Pop Tarts before class.
by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004
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fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.
Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)
by Dokido October 07, 2008
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the single item of food that got me through college
ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die
by heightofhysteria October 17, 2003
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Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.
Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
by ChuckWagon19 November 05, 2010
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