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the single item of food that got me through college
ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die
by heightofhysteria October 17, 2003
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The best fucking shit you will ever taste in your life.
Dude, why did you eat my fucking poptart?
by NicoleKaylynn May 14, 2008
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hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.
by wreckage February 10, 2003
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pop one of those bad boys in the toaster or microwave..and BAM you got yourself a snack
poptarts come in chocolate, s'mores, strawberry, apple, blueberry, sprinkles on top etc...

too many to name.
by _bang October 30, 2005
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1. A tasty, flat, rectangular toaster pastry sold in US, Canada, and UK.

2. A singer or entertainer who is long on image/or media hype and short on actual talent. Portmanteau of pop and tart. Often but not always directed at females.
Child: Can we buy some Pop-Tarts?!!?
Parent: No. They're too sugary.

Child: I want the new Britney Spears album!
Parent: You don't need to listen to that poptart. She's a bad influence.
by bigempty August 18, 2007
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1) A pastry that comes in a colorful little box, and can be used as a device to blow up your toaster and/or toaster oven. Also tastes good.

2) A deadly weapon that can be filled with many different poisons (ex: mercury), and given to "friends" for revenge...
"They should've thought twice about laughing at me...but now it's too late...I shall use the poptarts, and kill all of those bastards...insert insane laughing here"
by Kaomi April 11, 2003
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