poovin 

A word for a man getting shit on his dick while listening to a midget play fur elise on a vintage piano

"Im excited to go home and have a splendid POOVIN"

poovin by IFinlayzz September 6, 2020

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

Ninja Pooping by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

Pooping Tom

The act of sneaking into someone else's room, dropping a payload in their toilet, not flushing, and then leaving a note signed 'Pooping Tom' on the toilet seat. Usually occurs in college residence halls.

"Dude, someone left a big, steaming pile of feces in my toilet with a note that said 'Courtesy of the Pooping Tom'!"

Pooping Tom by Rack Jeacher June 11, 2013

Poogin' around 

Performing nonchalant, laid-back acts usually associated with Zohair Hassan a.k.a "Poogneesh". Performing "Poogneesh-esque" acts.

Dude O:Where's Poogs?
Dude N: Probably Poogin' around. What have you been doing?
Dude O: Poogin' around.

Poogin' around by jibcheese December 19, 2011

plovin 

Cunnilngus ; Pussy loving

synonyms: going down on your girl; trEAt your girl right

"I'm giving that girl some plovin tonight."

"I gave that girl so much plovin my jaw cramped!"

"Bitch wouldn't go down on me until I gave her some plovin!"

plovin by MIMI C December 28, 2015

Pooginity 

Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.

While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.

Pooginity by TurdzMasher112 January 2, 2013

Winnie the poohing 

The act of walking around with a t-shirt and nothing else on, like Winnie the Pooh.

My roommates stopped paying the rent and moved out when they walked in on me Winnie the poohing.

Winnie the poohing by Alex N. aka alexsexyman June 28, 2011