poodini

When you pull a fast one and shit on a bitch's chest while she's sleeping, then disappear into the dark abyss.

"I totally poodini'd Mark's mom, Corey!"

by Poodini Supreme September 7, 2008

poodini

When you know you just took a dump but when you look in the toilet it isn't there. Usually because it hit the water at just the right trajectory and re submerged in the trap section of the toilet.

i just had a poodini.

by sirgoofsalot February 11, 2010

poodini

noun; used to describe a female who has displayed the rare phenomena of haveing poo magicaly appear inside her primary sexual orifice.

"dude i swear that bitch had poo in her giner! what is she, some kind of poodidni?"

by living proof December 12, 2003

Poodini

When you take a dump, and the poo has slid into the shadows of the toilet bowl, and cannot be seen. There's also nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe.

I just came back from the shitter, and I'll be damned if it wasn't a "poodini"...it was quite an illusion, cuz I coulda sworn a little turd slid out!

by The AAR April 16, 2008

Poodini

Someone that constantly disappear's and when you look for them their always in the toilet.

Grant: "where's Dynamite?"
Dale: "not sure"
Grant: "I think he's in the toilet again"
Dale: "He is the biggest Poodini"
Grant: "fuck oath"

by Digger111 July 10, 2014

Poodini

A pet waste removal company based out of Arizona. Poodini Pet Waste Removal is Arizona's friendly neighborhood pooper scooper!

We're having some friends over this weekend but the yard is full of dog poop. Better call Poodini!

by Poodini The Great June 27, 2017

Poodini

A turd that just won't flush. The same as a floater but named in honour of the great magician and escapologist Houdini. The only way to defeat a Poodini is to sink it using a magic parachute like piece of toilet roll which drags the fecal matter down to its watery grave.

Meeting her parents was fine, till i left a Poodini in the downstairs toilet..gee that was embarrassing.

by Raving Professor No Legs August 31, 2006