by acidv May 04, 2010
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Something men babies spend 9 months getting out of - and the rest of their lives trying to get back into ...
by Phil MaKrackin July 21, 2014
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Something warm, wet, snuggly and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.
The only thing I know that can bleed for seven days and not die.
The only thing I know that can bleed for seven days and not die.
by JrBarnes November 11, 2010
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1. Either a regular house cat or any of those other wild kitties. (Tigers, lions, linx, mountain lions...)
2. Part of the woman which acts like a friggen magnet towards a guys penis or the birth canal while the mother is in labor. basically the main reason why we males exist. =P
2. Part of the woman which acts like a friggen magnet towards a guys penis or the birth canal while the mother is in labor. basically the main reason why we males exist. =P
A guy walks by a girl on a couch with her cat. They start talking:
Girl: hey, do you want to pet my pussy?
Guy: sure, if you get the damn cat out of the way!
Girl: hey, do you want to pet my pussy?
Guy: sure, if you get the damn cat out of the way!
by T-Rizz55 January 28, 2009
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by Care Bear18 February 24, 2010
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Adam : Wow Kiersten your Pussy is so soft!
Kiersten : Well are you just gonna rub it or are you gonna stick your fingers in it and make me cum?
Adam : Oh Yeah Right!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! DEEPER! DEEPER! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Jake : Damn't Adam I know your my brother and we share a lot of things but Kiersten's Pussy is not one of them!
Adam : Oh Yeah Right!
Jake : Wow Kiersten your Pussy is just so amazing!
Kiersten : Well are you just gonna stare at it or are you gonna stick your dick in it and cum?
Jake : Oh Yeah RIght!
Kiersten : Well are you just gonna rub it or are you gonna stick your fingers in it and make me cum?
Adam : Oh Yeah Right!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! DEEPER! DEEPER! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Jake : Damn't Adam I know your my brother and we share a lot of things but Kiersten's Pussy is not one of them!
Adam : Oh Yeah Right!
Jake : Wow Kiersten your Pussy is just so amazing!
Kiersten : Well are you just gonna stare at it or are you gonna stick your dick in it and cum?
Jake : Oh Yeah RIght!
by SlopNChop December 04, 2017
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