by acidv May 04, 2010
Something men babies spend 9 months getting out of - and the rest of their lives trying to get back into ...
by Phil MaKrackin July 21, 2014
Something warm, wet, snuggly and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.
The only thing I know that can bleed for seven days and not die.
The only thing I know that can bleed for seven days and not die.
by JrBarnes November 11, 2010
1. Either a regular house cat or any of those other wild kitties. (Tigers, lions, linx, mountain lions...)
2. Part of the woman which acts like a friggen magnet towards a guys penis or the birth canal while the mother is in labor. basically the main reason why we males exist. =P
2. Part of the woman which acts like a friggen magnet towards a guys penis or the birth canal while the mother is in labor. basically the main reason why we males exist. =P
A guy walks by a girl on a couch with her cat. They start talking:
Girl: hey, do you want to pet my pussy?
Guy: sure, if you get the damn cat out of the way!
Girl: hey, do you want to pet my pussy?
Guy: sure, if you get the damn cat out of the way!
by T-Rizz55 January 28, 2009
by Care Bear18 February 24, 2010
Adam : Wow Kiersten your Pussy is so soft!
Kiersten : Well are you just gonna rub it or are you gonna stick your fingers in it and make me cum?
Adam : Oh Yeah Right!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! DEEPER! DEEPER! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Jake : Damn't Adam I know your my brother and we share a lot of things but Kiersten's Pussy is not one of them!
Adam : Oh Yeah Right!
Jake : Wow Kiersten your Pussy is just so amazing!
Kiersten : Well are you just gonna stare at it or are you gonna stick your dick in it and cum?
Jake : Oh Yeah RIght!
Kiersten : Well are you just gonna rub it or are you gonna stick your fingers in it and make me cum?
Adam : Oh Yeah Right!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! DEEPER! DEEPER! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Jake : Damn't Adam I know your my brother and we share a lot of things but Kiersten's Pussy is not one of them!
Adam : Oh Yeah Right!
Jake : Wow Kiersten your Pussy is just so amazing!
Kiersten : Well are you just gonna stare at it or are you gonna stick your dick in it and cum?
Jake : Oh Yeah RIght!
by SlopNChop December 04, 2017
Trending RN - February 18, 2019
- 1. Quag
- 2. sex
- 3. pash rash
- 4. Whitesplain
- 5. dingleberries
- 6. unfuckable
- 7. RUH
- 8. Boca
- 9. take a cold shower
- 10. DDA
- 11. White-'splaining
- 12. could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
- 13. Slept like a baby
- 14. pipe game
- 15. McPounder
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