Something men babies spend 9 months getting out of - and the rest of their lives trying to get back into ...

1. Slight sins or offenses
2. Petty crimes or small infractions
3. Las Vegas Punk Rock!

Something warm, wet, snuggly and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.

The only thing I know that can bleed for seven days and not die.

1. Either a regular house cat or any of those other wild kitties. (Tigers, lions, linx, mountain lions...)
2. Part of the woman which acts like a friggen magnet towards a guys penis or the birth canal while the mother is in labor. basically the main reason why we males exist. =P

Every guys favourite food

An amazing womanly organ pleasure center, feels good when licked, touched, massaged or twidled.

Something your not getting, cause only a noob like you would be searching it up on (Urban Dictionary)