poofinger 

Inserting the index finger into an unsuspecting subjects butt hole and shouting "Poo finger". Laughter usually follows the poofinger, except the subject who is left mildly disgusted and scarred.

Group of people. one sticks their finger in another one of their asses...
"POOFINGER"
*Laughter

poofinger by Jordan Klein February 12, 2004

poofinger 

A disease found commonly among those who use 1 ply toilet paper. Occurs when finger breaks paper boundry resulting in a horrid stench of the digits.

DAMN... poofinger again!

poofinger by Michael Cunningham January 27, 2004

poofinger 

the finger of choice, usually used by a man, to scratch his other end. causing the finger to sometimes become stained and/or smelly. thus the term poofinger

the customer counted his change with his brown stained poofinger.

my god you hand stinks like ass, did you wash your poofinger today?

poofinger by kevin December 22, 2004

poofinger 

In software development : poofinger - not providing a feature the user expects as a given. Missing out basic functionality. The opposite of adding sizzle to an app.

Not having a wysiwyg editor in the app is poofinger.

poofinger by poopsy_bubble_sniffer February 26, 2013

poofinger sushi 

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.

Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.

poofinger sushi by shadoinkin June 20, 2018

Protinger

A derogatory term used to describe a white American living on an Island in a Foreign country.

That nasty Protinger is always fucking his dog on the Island of Cozumel

Protinger by SauceFish July 14, 2020

poopflinger 

person who is totally full of it

It took me two minutes to figure out my sister's boyfriend was a poopflinger

poopflinger by sheila in the car November 1, 2008