Poot Poot

The car that makes the poot noises in battlefield bad company 2.

Player 1: yo go grab the poot poot and head to C
player 2: Poot poot!

by mahaugher March 27, 2010

poot poot

it means love. you only say it if you are uwu. it came from <3. because "<3" looks like a fart. poot poot fart

i poot poot you.

by jaeminiscute November 12, 2019

poot-poot

robvious's pet name, he <3s it when you call him poot-poot.

aww, I love you too poot-poot.

by ZEROKOOL234 April 7, 2004

Poot Poot

1.Used to describe superhuman abilities to plug in "Plug Ins" into a wall jack or outlet

2.A slang term for Jesus Juice

3. When an asian person farts and smells like sunny delight

1.My house smells minty fresh! I got summ'a'tat poot poot in me

2.Yeah Tommy, suck that poot poot.

3. Id like a glass of Poot Poot on the rocks please?

(noun) Try summ'a tis Poot Poot. Itll make you forget your mom and dad are divorced.
(adj) Can you smell that citrus pootness?
(pronoun) Oh those dam poots raped that waffle
(verb) WHO THE FUCK POOTED ON My THIGH?
(adverb) Im pootly satisfied!

by A. Kwokster December 15, 2008

poon poot

Forced air expelled from the vaginal cavity. Queef or vaginal flatulence.

Rebecca stood by her cart embarrassed by the sounds of her poon poot. Other shoppers were staring at her in disgust. "It wasn't a fart, I swear! I poon pooted!"
A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

porpoise poot

The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .

When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

poot blaster

One who has constant gas who's preferred method of expulsion is out loud.

I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016