by Ryan January 30, 2004
Word used by Bible-toters to replace the objectionable word of fart. Farts usually follow a day of drinking draft beer and eating soft-boiled eggs, whereas a poot is usually let loose on a church pew after a healthy breakfast of grapefruit and bran muffins. Both can have nosehair curling stench and loud re-verberating echoes, however the poot is usually excused as "God's Little Airhorn".
Gospel singer: "Gosh, I just let a little poot. I'm so embarrased." **blush**
Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost shit myself with that air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"
Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"
Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**
Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost shit myself with that air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"
Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"
Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**
by SenorMusk August 28, 2007
1. Creature featured in "Rocko's Modern Life", featured in the fictional movie, "The Adorable Little Poots." They are little pink blobs with toilet paper rolls on their heads.
2. A soft, quiet, airy fart.
3. Something cute, innocent, and immature. (Combination of Cutie PaTootie)
4. An exclamation for a variety of occasions.
2. A soft, quiet, airy fart.
3. Something cute, innocent, and immature. (Combination of Cutie PaTootie)
4. An exclamation for a variety of occasions.
"Did you see the episode with the Adorable Little Poots? Why do they have toilet paper rolls on their heads?"
"Did she just poot?"
"Aww, look at the little poot! Cutie patootie!"
"Poot!"
"Did she just poot?"
"Aww, look at the little poot! Cutie patootie!"
"Poot!"
by hmm!? June 23, 2006
A a sudden passing of gas that is neither heard or smelled, but can be felt as a bubble in the back of one's jeans.
Sitting in class, Jeremy was glad that no one had noticed him poot, but was still uncomfortable with the gas left in his pants.
by darles chickens January 07, 2010
to 'poot', to let off a 'poot'.
to 'poot' is to politely fart.
a "poot", a polite yet still offensive fart.
to 'poot' is to politely fart.
a "poot", a polite yet still offensive fart.
I held on for what seemed forever, but a poot still managed its way out.
sorry, I'm afraid I just hooted a 'poot'.
I smell a little poot in this house.
You sir, are a poot.
sorry, I'm afraid I just hooted a 'poot'.
I smell a little poot in this house.
You sir, are a poot.
by Dan<3 September 04, 2006
by I lovv chocolatee May 18, 2008