The Poot

The Poot is a burrowing creature that lives in Southern Africa. Although it possesses massive feet it usually uses its breasts to ploeg* through the ground

*Ploeg is when you work the fields to plant food.

Wow Tjoop! You are acting like The Poot

by Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II the June 5, 2023

Poot Poot

The car that makes the poot noises in battlefield bad company 2.

Player 1: yo go grab the poot poot and head to C
player 2: Poot poot!

by mahaugher March 28, 2010

poot poot

it means love. you only say it if you are uwu. it came from <3. because "<3" looks like a fart. poot poot fart

i poot poot you.

by jaeminiscute November 12, 2019

Poot

Word describing a brief flatulatory experience. (Farting)

Excuse me, I just pooted.

by Stéphane Viau February 10, 2005

poot

A fancy Person's Fart

(british accent) Well, I beilive i just gave a poot.

by Ryan January 30, 2004

Poot

Poot is a unrecognized sibling of the world famous Demi Lovato. She came out to the world through Twitter, where she states she was "locked in a basement her whole life," (@OfficialPoot on Twitter). We don't know much about Poot, other than what is stated in her Twitter bio.

"Poot! Clean the dishes before your famous sister gets home!"

by sweglord123456789 October 20, 2015

poot-poot

robvious's pet name, he <3s it when you call him poot-poot.

aww, I love you too poot-poot.

by ZEROKOOL234 April 7, 2004