pooston

The meaning of pooston is short for plumpton. Only say this to people part of the plumpton family for example: alfir pooston or abbie pooston (search up alfie plumpton on youtube and watch lol my daddy)

alfie pooston has a hairy bum and licks his feet.

by alfie pooston bestie boo April 10, 2022

Poostank

When you're smashing someone from behind and they then proceed to shit all over your dick with a putrid amount of diarrhea shit which fills the air around you as you inhale the glorious fumes of your girl, you feel at peace and one with nature.

I was smashing my girl from behind going in it raw and she gave me the poostank!

by Mr Bobba June 4, 2020

Polston Surprise

When a man is fucking a girl from behind and spits on her back to stimulate nutting, then pulls out and proceeds to tell her that he has nutted. When she turns around he jerks himself and nuts on her face, much to her surprise.

Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.

Alex gave that girl a Polston Surprise last night, she didn’t see THAT coming

by Bigtuna6969 March 15, 2019

Poston Junior High

If you thought tanacon was a shitshow then you obviously haven’t been to Poston Junior High. This school has drugs underage drinking AND mormons. The students here have a great faculty! This includes: that shark bitch ms. Hoe-ard, Gay ass motherfucker mr. raper, and fuckin mr. clean. More bithces have gotten pregnant here than in your uncles pre owned acura legend.

Tim: I went to Kino today that shit was fucked up
Moby: have you been to poston junior high

by that_one_oot March 15, 2019

poostink

The vile stench of shit, as described by young children.

There was poostink in the car for weeks.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2020

postonme

a cheesy knock-off of the fabulous urban dictionary wall. you can "schedule" your posts there for a whole hour, but be assured, no one will see it, because that site is dead as fuck...recently pwned by someone scheduling"suckiest. wall. EVER! for days on end.

that wall, postonme sux hard, the one at urban dictionary is much better.

by da trick biatch May 4, 2006

Poostpone

To delay relieving the need for taking a dump

Dude! why was your face so red during the meeting earlier?

I had a serious need to drop a huge dooky but was forced to Poostpone until the meeting was over. Feeling much better now.

by Ad.Co November 12, 2010