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Poonton

A futon used for scoring; A portmanteau of 'poon' and 'futon'.
Dude, i got some on the poonton last night!
by Poonmaster G August 28, 2010
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poontocracy

poon·toc·ra·cy

noun: poontocracy

a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.

a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch

the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man
Man 1 - Where's Bill tonight?

Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.

Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.

Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.

Example two

Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.

Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.
by poondoggle June 8, 2018
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poontocracy

poon·toc·ra·cy
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon

society governed by the woman
Example:
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.

Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.

Man 2 He is a slave to the system.
by RickySpanish121 June 5, 2018
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poontank

Poontank, a portmanteau of poontang and tank.
Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"
by natalie portmanteaux June 19, 2021
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poontronage

Political support or a appointment given in return for sex.
Question: How did that no-name get the appointment?

Answer: Poontronage.
by LaughingAloud July 3, 2020
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Poontopolis

This describes a town known for the availability of sex.
New Orleans is a great Poontopolis this time of year!
by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016
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Poontang Boomerang

Song by Steel Panther, about a girl who always finds you and wants to have sex again, so you do it
No way, I fucked that girl a week ago, and she's already back, talk about poontang boomerang!
by I Love Steel Panther April 8, 2020
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