by bigcoakandballs January 08, 2021
a man who has a very large sexual agenda. somewhat of a manwhore - that everybody seems to know in one way or another.
by yoyojo October 07, 2006
gay man who loves cock up his ass, plays mana thinks he is good cuz of lunar cosmetics like go outside or something u fat furry cunt
fuck off alfie
by danny devito king of spice May 08, 2021
A Alfie is the most BADASS and sweatiest fortnite and call of duTy god and will always find time to snipe you out of midair
GIRL" OH GOD I JUST BROKE UP WITH ONE OF ALFIES FRIENDS" DUDE " HE IS GONNA COME AND ASSASINATE YOU SO GO GET A PLANE TO ASTRAULIA"
by stormhunter May 17, 2019
small child who is like 1 ft tall and thinks hes pretty epik and hard but secretly he has a small dick and no friends. You cant tell me im wrong
by short_person May 21, 2021
Alfie is the guy who will make you laugh no matter what, he may seem dumb but he's not, he cares...but you will fall for him and he will play you over and over again so watch out for an Alfie up ahead.
by nweoifhqrjf December 11, 2017