Pootons
n. - An unwanted piece of processed food (usually something mexican). That has attached itself to your also unwanted hair around your anus.
Pootons by Cory Sawatzki June 19, 2007
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83 protons
A way to hint but not reveal that you're bisexual.
83 is the atomic number of Bismuth, which has an elemental symbol of "Bi"
83 is the atomic number of Bismuth, which has an elemental symbol of "Bi"
83 protons by cutt1efish April 9, 2021
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67 Protons
A pun referring to the element in the periodic table Holmium, which has the symbol Ho. This can be used as a sly comment for calling someone a Ho.
67 Protons by mwahahahaha9630 November 8, 2009
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Pootonium
Horrendous foul-smelling shit, often discovered after a curry or more often known as 'beer shits'. The smell of pootonium is highly toxic and should be avoided at all costs.
Dave: I wouldn't go in there for a while, I just dropped my guts.
Steve: Smells like some weapons-grade pootonium!
Steve: Smells like some weapons-grade pootonium!
Pootonium by likeakipper8 January 16, 2011
67 Protons
Basically, a girl wth 67 protons is a Ho. It can be used in discreet ways.
This refers to the 67th element on the Periodic Table of the Elements (holmium) which has the short form of Ho.
This refers to the 67th element on the Periodic Table of the Elements (holmium) which has the short form of Ho.
Person1: Hey look at Carley over there.
Person2: Now there's a girl with 67 protons.
Carly: Hey you guys. What are you talking about?
Person1: Chemistry
Person2: Now there's a girl with 67 protons.
Carly: Hey you guys. What are you talking about?
Person1: Chemistry
67 Protons by $e9a November 16, 2009
pooton
n. a particle of feces suspended in the air which produces a foul smell resulting from flatulance or defecation.
1. Wow, those pootons are still trapped inside the car after we left it for an hour; it sure does stink in here.
2. Much like a particle of light is a photon, a particle of poop is a pooton.
2. Much like a particle of light is a photon, a particle of poop is a pooton.
pooton by codephanie February 13, 2014
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