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Poostank 

When you're smashing someone from behind and they then proceed to shit all over your dick with a putrid amount of diarrhea shit which fills the air around you as you inhale the glorious fumes of your girl, you feel at peace and one with nature.
I was smashing my girl from behind going in it raw and she gave me the poostank!
Poostank by Mr Bobba June 4, 2020

Poostick 

That is really great bunghole you have there Sally... Now I have to go clean my poostick.
Poostick by G-Money-G February 10, 2010

Cardboard-Poostick 

An emergency makeshift device, made of cardboard, to push a giant turd around the u-bend.
What are you doing to that pizza box?”
“I’ve blocked the shitter so I’m making a cardboard-poostick!”

pootinkey 

I just left a pootinkey in my pants.
pootinkey by Rumpleskin January 10, 2008
A word to express one’s disappointment in a conversation. Often utilized by prostitutes of the New York State region, “pootinky” is developing into a very popular assertion amoung the adolescents of today.
Guy: "No, bitch, I don't want you to suck my cock right now.."
Slut: "Oh pootinky.."
Pootinky by FrankieSbig June 6, 2004

Poostick 

A stick with poo on the end of it. People will often [chase each other around with it.
"Have you ever been hit by a poostick" "no I'm too fast"
Poostick by Men cat man May 30, 2019