poostink

The vile stench of shit, as described by young children.

There was poostink in the car for weeks.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2020

Poostank

When you're smashing someone from behind and they then proceed to shit all over your dick with a putrid amount of diarrhea shit which fills the air around you as you inhale the glorious fumes of your girl, you feel at peace and one with nature.

I was smashing my girl from behind going in it raw and she gave me the poostank!

by Mr Bobba June 4, 2020

Poostick

A dirty penis following anal sex.

That is really great bunghole you have there Sally... Now I have to go clean my poostick.

by G-Money-G February 10, 2010

Cardboard-Poostick

An emergency makeshift device, made of cardboard, to push a giant turd around the u-bend.

“What are you doing to that pizza box?”
“I’ve blocked the shitter so I’m making a cardboard-poostick!”

by Lady Shitcakes October 15, 2017

pootinkey

A wet fart left in one's pants.

I just left a pootinkey in my pants.

by Rumpleskin January 10, 2008

Pootinky

A word to express one’s disappointment in a conversation. Often utilized by prostitutes of the New York State region, “pootinky” is developing into a very popular assertion amoung the adolescents of today.

Guy: "No, bitch, I don't want you to suck my cock right now.."
Slut: "Oh pootinky.."

by FrankieSbig June 6, 2004

Poostick

A stick with poo on the end of it. People will often chase each other around with it.

"Have you ever been hit by a poostick" "no I'm too fast"

by Men cat man May 30, 2019