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Poostank 

When you're smashing someone from behind and they then proceed to shit all over your dick with a putrid amount of diarrhea shit which fills the air around you as you inhale the glorious fumes of your girl, you feel at peace and one with nature.
I was smashing my girl from behind going in it raw and she gave me the poostank!
Poostank by Mr Bobba June 4, 2020

Poostick 

A dirty penis following anal sex.
That is really great bunghole you have there Sally... Now I have to go clean my poostick.
Poostick by G-Money-G February 10, 2010

Cardboard-Poostick 

An emergency makeshift device, made of cardboard, to push a giant turd around the u-bend.
What are you doing to that pizza box?”
“I’ve blocked the shitter so I’m making a cardboard-poostick!”

pootinkey 

A wet fart left in one's pants.
I just left a pootinkey in my pants.
pootinkey by Rumpleskin January 10, 2008
A word to express one’s disappointment in a conversation. Often utilized by prostitutes of the New York State region, “pootinky” is developing into a very popular assertion amoung the adolescents of today.
Guy: "No, bitch, I don't want you to suck my cock right now.."
Slut: "Oh pootinky.."
Pootinky by FrankieSbig June 6, 2004

Poostick 

A stick with poo on the end of it. People will often chase each other around with it.
"Have you ever been hit by a poostick" "no I'm too fast"
Poostick by Men cat man May 30, 2019