Poostpone 

To delay relieving the need for taking a dump

Dude! why was your face so red during the meeting earlier?

I had a serious need to drop a huge dooky but was forced to Poostpone until the meeting was over. Feeling much better now.

Poostpone by Ad.Co November 12, 2010

potponed

to put off to a later time due to smoking cannabis.

I was going to sweep up that broken glass half an hour ago, but then Snoop came over and it got potponed until tomorrow.

potponed by oodunkin January 2, 2009

Postboner

To acquire an erection after Sexual intercourse from the thoughts of having Sexual intercourse

Dude our sex was so great I got a postboner

Postboner by BlazingWyvren July 27, 2013

postbone

to have sex with an individual or group after the time originally planned.

Their encounter was getting hotter, but "Lost" was on, so Jim was forced to postbone his girlfriend until after the show.

postbone by outrageous-fun April 15, 2009

postpwned 

An act of retroactive pwning. A delayed pwnage.

Laura: Yeah well you have sand bag tits!
Jessica: Dude she left the room...
Laura: Yeah she just got postpwned!

postpwned by Asabukie February 8, 2008

postpose 

Proposing an action after already having completed it. Specifically in the case of asking permission for something you've already done.

Sic. asking somebody for permission to do something you've already done.

I postposed to my roommate that I borrow her computer for the afternoon after filling it with sand when my etch-a-sketch broke.

postpose by The Eighth Empire February 22, 2008

Postpone YIG Depression 

A disorder caused by leaving the Youth In Government program. Most common in yiggers who have commited to YIG with their heart and soul. Youth in Government is a program led by the YMCA that teaches kids about government. Symptomes are sadness, depression, lack of communication, flashbacks, and strong urges to search for YIG delegates. Treatement is provided by going to YIG reunions in order to search for lost connections.

-Woah, this person just came from YIG. Never have i knew someone could be this sad.
- Oh, I think he has the postpone YIG depression. It happends to yiggers

Postpone YIG Depression by dama21 August 12, 2012