A wannabe internet celebrity that utilized a bizarre lexicon and sports the argumentative skills of an autistic 12 year old in an attempt to prove ridiculous conspiracy theories.
"You think the 9/11 attacks were committed by Vince McMahon so he could get ratings on a tribute show? Quit being such a polston".
by Shartlicle October 23, 2015
by Kpdagger May 13, 2015
When a man is fucking a girl from behind and spits on her back to stimulate nutting, then pulls out and proceeds to tell her that he has nutted. When she turns around he jerks himself and nuts on her face, much to her surprise.
Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.
Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.
by Bigtuna6969 March 15, 2019