When you can smell "poo" but can't tell where the heck the stench is coming from. Often associated with a animal or toddler's inherent ability to stash their poo which leads to a game of "What's that smell?" or "What died in here?"
I've searched everywhere and even gone through three cans of fabreeze but still can't find the source of the stench in this house...we've got ourselves a poostachio!
by CHRiSToFoRiZZLe January 7, 2021
Get the poostachio mug.A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.
by CUNDSNO December 15, 2012
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To refer to a member of the opposite sex in conversation when such discussion may be considered overly discriminatory or sexist when being overheard. Can refer to the USDA system of grading for pistachio nuts and shells (i.e. U.S. Fancy, U.S. Extra No. 1, U.S. No. 1, and U.S. Select).
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