Poostacio

The act of smearing one's fecal matter on the upper lip; Also see dirty sanchez.

I'm not sure if Peter will appreciate his poostacio tomorrow morning.

by Pistacio Pete August 14, 2008

poostack

1. The act of taking consecutive shits in the same toilet without flushing. This also occurs when onsecutive hot piles are dropped in any location other than a toilet, and it is most commonly found in an outhouse at a chili cook-off.

2. Also a nickname for a short stack of chocolate chip pancakes at IHOP.

The couple was disappointed that their poostack count lowered when they moved into an apartment with two bathrooms.

by wordman55 August 26, 2012

Prostocio

A word that can be interchanged with any other noun when describing a person

Pete didn’t root that chick because she had a hairy box…what a prostocio!

by Conrad670 October 2, 2005

pooptagious

(adj.) When you realize you have to dump really bad after the person next to describes how bad they have to poopy or after they run to the bathroom

Now that you mention it, I have to dump like a motherfucker too...boy oh boy squeezing out a few steamy logs must be pooptagious

by Sammy Nutt June 27, 2010

Poostache

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)

You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache

by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

Pootaco

an act of sexual celebration when a woman receives oral stimulation while taking a shit. (see blumpkin for male equivalent)

"Hmm i really enjoyed pootaco last night when i had that bad case of diarhea. Hopefully none of the stink got in my pink"

by COLLEGETEMPER January 8, 2009

Pootation

A powerful fart that stinks really bad, with possible followthrough

I just farted, may have caused a pootation

by NorwegianCthulhu May 10, 2020