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PTS is an aviation term that stands for Practical Test Standards. It is a book that contains the standards by which a pilot must perform to obtain a licence
According to the PTS, you must maintain altitude within 100 feet, bank angle within 10 degrees, and airspeed within 10 kts for some manuvers.
by dflyboy June 10, 2005
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Acronym for porn torrent syndrome; refers to the tendency for the download speeds of pornographic video torrents to slow down immensely when the download is almost finished.
The reason for this is a cyclical phenomenon: When people download these kinds of videos, they often watch them when they are only 90-95% complete (whenever the final orgasm occurs), because the remaining 5-10% takes so long and they don't want to wait. But since they watch it and it is "used up" before the download is complete, they then delete the video. Therefore, the internet is full of transient peers that only have the incomplete file for a temporary time, making it almost impossible to download the entire video. This is comparable to waiting for a few moles of a radioactive substance with half-life of 3 days to fully decompose - which, theoretically, never happens.
Jill really wanted to see the final 3 minutes of a lesbian fisting video she was previewing, but her torrent client was giving an estimate of 3 years, 23 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 11 seconds until the download would complete. "Damn this PTS" she thought to her horny self.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 18, 2009
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Pull through sensation is the feeling you experience the second you rip a cone, billy, kettle or beugle through the cone piece. Some say the pull through sensation (pts) is what makes the act of smoking bongs so addictive because the feeling of pts is so powerful. Pts is experience best with a decent tobacco ratio in the mix of weed and best experienced when the cone is packed really tightly
Whoa the pts on that last kettle I had was intense

Man I swear smoking billies is all about the pts lord

Fuck I swear I’m addicted to the pts lords
by Fbentertainment69 July 13, 2018
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PTS literally standing for Pre-Teen Skank. Any girl who is petite in size and looks to be very young yet dresses in tight, small, and revealing clothing. Used during a PTS alert.
Mike and Ryan went to the mall and saw a whole lot of PTS.
by Lotto23 January 31, 2005
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